Something that made me go Hmmm tonight...

[Heroic1]

From the random, have you ever wondered category...

I for some reason was thinking about the Little Mermaid movie tonight. How do mermaids have sex? Do they lay eggs? They don't really come "equipped" for human reproduction since they are fishlike down there.

I'll save some of you the trouble of saying it about me. WEIRD!!!

[StateNAurora]

They spawn, like salmon.

How do you throw out a garbage can? I've been trying for weeks. But every time I come back from work on thursdays there it is staring right back at me. Mocking me. Please sanitation man take my old can away.

Sorry don't mean to hijack your post with my own personal riddle. Continue with the mermaid reproduction.

[Starfish81]

How do you throw out a garbage can? I've been trying for weeks. But every time I come back from work on thursdays there it is staring right back at me. Mocking me. Please sanitation man take my old can away.


Like on Designing Women! Ha ha :)

[StateNAurora]

Know of the show, never watched. So how did they solve their problem?

[Kitty]

So, I actually thought about this and I think they lay eggs. :)

[Desiderata]

As with every other significant question of our generation, this has been addressed in cartoons...

Namely futurama this time. and as Frye's states, running away from his mermaid gf, "why can't she be top part fish with lady part down there" ;)

[ce607]

So, I actually thought about this and I think they lay eggs. :)

The Designing Women?

[ce607]

Know of the show, never watched. So how did they solve their problem?

Can you just put a big sign on it that says, "THIS CAN IS GARBAGE - PLEASE TAKE AWAY IN YOUR TRUCK"?

[Morgan81]

Spawn and a dumpster.

Not spawn in a dumpster, although I think I've seen some degenerates try that.

[shimmer728]

Whenever I think about the Little Mermaid and sex (you know, ALL the time!), I just think about that huge boner the prince gets at the end of the movie. You guys know what I'm talking about.

[ce607]

Boner? What boner? I thought I knew every scene of that movie!

[shimmer728]

At the end of the movie, when Ariel and the prince are standing on the boat. Look closely. He gets a mean hard-on.

Disney movies are just full of subliminal sexual images. We studied them once in an English class.

[ce607]

At the end of the movie, when Ariel and the prince are standing on the boat. Look closely. He gets a mean hard-on.

Disney movies are just full of subliminal sexual images. We studied them once in an English class.

Wow. I had no idea. He must've had some horny animators.

[biodork]

No it's the priest! The priest gets a boner!

And there's a penis that's supposed to be part of the castle on the original cover of the video case. :rolleyes:

[shimmer728]

No it's the priest! The priest gets a boner!

And there's a penis that's supposed to be part of the castle on the original cover of the video case. :rolleyes:

Oh, seriously? I thought I remembered the prince getting the boner. Hmm. LOL.

[biodork]

Oh, seriously? I thought I remembered the prince getting the boner. Hmm. LOL.

I remember the priest getting one saying something like "we are gathered here today..." hehe

[mishl982]

Don't forget that Aladdin thinks that "all good girls take off their clothes." :p

[paiger81]

Oh, seriously? I thought I remembered the prince getting the boner. Hmm. LOL.


Nah, it was the priest.

My favorite is in the Lion King, when adult Simba flops down on the grass at nighttime, and the wind catches the dirt and spells SEX. Hehe....even when I bought the DVD, I slow motion play it :)

[biodork]

I love Abu's "Oh Shit!" in aladdin hehe

[Bugsey34]

That is so messed up, what is Disney trying to do? Do you guys think these subliminal messages actually affect people?

And, um, just so ya know, mermaids aren't real. They reproduce when an animator draws them.

[Kitty]

And, um, just so ya know, mermaids aren't real. They reproduce when an animator draws them.

Really? Wow, you spoiled that one for me.

[Angyl]

i always wondered how mermaids even have sex. I mean...do they do it like fish? or humans? or somewhere between the two?

[GetMeOuttaDC]

Not spawn in a dumpster, although I think I've seen some degenerates try that.

I once had a roommate who was the spawn of Satan and a cumdumpster at the same time... also pretty degenerate come to think of it.

Ever wonder if animals can be homosexual?

[J-girl]

And, um, just so ya know, mermaids aren't real.

Thats ridiculous?!?! What are you going to try and tell me next that santa claus is fake?!?!?

[Morgan81]

I once had a roommate who was the spawn of Satan and a cumdumpster at the same time... also pretty degenerate come to think of it.

Ever wonder if animals can be homosexual?

Most of my dogs would just f**k anything with a hole but I wouldn't classify them as homosexuals, just horned up freaks.

By the way I think after you've stated thay someone was a cumdumpster being a degenerate kinda goes without saying.

[GetMeOuttaDC]

By the way I think after you've stated thay someone was a cumdumpster being a degenerate kinda goes without saying.

Just making sure... Most of the 24 year old guys I know would think it was "cool" that I had a cumdumpster roommate. I was just kinda bitter because three of us shared a bedroom and she gave us nightly 3AM peepshows. :why isn't there a "puke" smiley?:

[Heroic1]

That is so messed up, what is Disney trying to do? Do you guys think these subliminal messages actually affect people?

And, um, just so ya know, mermaids aren't real. They reproduce when an animator draws them.

Now, now. There is no need for a resounding voice of sanity in this thread.
No one has really answered the question, but I do appreciate the responses and some interesting theories.

[biodork]

Now, now. There is no need for a resounding voice of sanity in this thread.
No one has really answered the question, but I do appreciate the responses and some interesting theories.

Retractable penis in the male that enters into a vaginal hole in the female that you can't see in the drawings.

how's that? :rolleyes:

[StateNAurora]

Does Ariel have a navel?

[Heroic1]

Oh yes, she does. I guess that is evidence of a placenta/umbilical cord. Good thinking.
Proof:
http://www.lvrj.com/lvrj_home/1997/Nov-22-Sat-1997/photos/mermaid.jpg

[StateNAurora]

I knew there had to be a simple answer to that one. Now how about the trash can, tonight is the night.

[ce607]

Oh yes, she does. I guess that is evidence of a placenta/umbilical cord. Good thinking.
Proof:
http://www.lvrj.com/lvrj_home/1997/Nov-22-Sat-1997/photos/mermaid.jpg

In this picture, her whole flipper looks like something that slips off easily, revealing a human form beneath. Perhaps the real moral of "The Little Mermaid" has to do with realizing we hold the keys to our own happiness. Ariel needed to be shown she could kick off her slimy flipper once and for all.