Hey Des!

[maxwell78]

You're one away from the big 1000. What do you have to say for yourself? :D

[Desiderata]

I'd like to thank jesus, my one true.... YAH RIGHT!

<alright man, this is it, your big moment you've been waiting for. you've got their attention, they're listening, you can let the greatness shine through, don't blow it, here it is...>

uh....um.....nice shirt.

[maxwell78]

LOL! Very moving speech. :razz:

I saw that you were sitting at 999 and thought that, since you are a founding member of "Insomniacs Unite", it would be only appropriate for you to be feated into the 1000 Club with a thread at 2am. :huge:

[Desiderata]

Much appreciated my friend... yah, couldn't really think of anything overly chovanistic to say at the moment, haha

[maxwell78]

Much appreciated my friend... yah, couldn't really think of anything overly chovanistic to say at the moment, haha
LOL! I post enough overly chauvanistic stuff over the course of a day to cover everybody. :cool:

[Desiderata]

As your user title would indicate....

Ya know, after hitting 1000, thought there would be a special menu, or maybe some firework pop-ups... alas, no special surprises... and I was SO looking forward to the girls on trampolines...

[maxwell78]

I was hoping for a nice Pepperidge Farm gift pack full of various meats and cheeses, but it must have gotten lost in the mail. ;)

[Desiderata]

I think that's for the 10k mark... after all that posting, definately need some sustinence :)

[maxwell78]

All Jen got after 10,000 was a swift kick in the ass from me! :p

[Desiderata]

Just spreadin' that love all over eh max?

[maxwell78]

You know, I do what I gots to do. Gots to keep my ladies in line! :razz:

[Desiderata]

what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nuthin, she's already been told twice! :D

[maxwell78]

LOL! Oooh, you are SO going to get your ass kicked for that one tomorrow. :lol:

[Desiderata]

so true, but we're guys and we don't think that far ahead... in the meantime, I revel in my own magnificence! Who can stop me now? huh? BWAHAHAHA

[maxwell78]

You're on your own on this one, chief. :lol:

[Desiderata]

Oh yah, i know I've walked to the end of the tree branch this time... ah well, if I'm gonna go down, might as well be in flames

I want people to say "wow, now THAT guy got his ass kicked"

[maxwell78]

Don't worry...give it a couple of hours... :huge:

[Desiderata]

I should be so lucky as to last that long...

[Desiderata]

uh oh...winney's on... knew it wouldn't last long...

goodbye cruel world. Here's hoping I can find the peace in death that i never found in life ;)

[J-girl]

what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nuthin, she's already been told twice! :D


ooh noo u didn't!!!! :madder: :razz: