Hard-on's and tight pants

[Desiderata]

Ok, this forum needed some male influence....

So uh, yah, those tight pants, not good eh.

[stonemonkey]

Haha, nice one dude, I posted at the 1:50 am thread at the same time.

So, any strategies for disguising them? Like Will Ferrel in Anchorman, walking hunched over?

[stonemonkey]

Actually, you would think that switching from speedos to boardshorts would improve the situation. Not so if the shorts tend to stick to you when wet and sort of 'mould' to your contours. I have a pair that tend to give frighteningly high clarity of what's going on there.

[shimmer728]

Now this is my kind of topic. Bring on the smutty posts! :D

[Bugsey34]

Yes, please elaborate.

[Winter Storm]

Man, I'm glad I don't have to worry about that stuff. I can walk around aroused and no one would ever know!

<Hee hee>

[dreams82]

I'm out like a boner in sweatpants. hehe! :p

[kimmer23]

2) adjust so it lays flat against your belly

i find that to be the craziest thing....you guys can take your private parts and just like stick it anywhere!

[Morgan81]

i find that to be the craziest thing....you guys can take your private parts and just like stick it anywhere!

The law finds that to be a felony. :mad:

[Kitty]

Not if you're smugglin' raisins!

LOL!!!

That was hilarious.

[and1grad]

Ladies,
What goes through your head (no pun intended) when you all of a sudden, for some reason or another, find yourself presented with an unexpected boner? I always wondered.

[shinyleaf]

Ladies,
What goes through your head (no pun intended) when you all of a sudden, for some reason or another, find yourself presented with an unexpected boner? I always wondered.

"well, that figures" :rolleyes:

[Angyl]

^ i pretend it isn't there unless i have a use for it. I will laugh about it later though.

[Winter Storm]

Ladies,
What goes through your head (no pun intended) when you all of a sudden, for some reason or another, find yourself presented with an unexpected boner? I always wondered.

Do you mean if we get one or the guy?

[and1grad]

Do you mean if we get one or the guy?
This question only makes me wonder. :neutral:

[tartytwenty]

I've never been in that position, lol.

I would guess I would turn away and pretend I saw nothing. Of coarse, I'd be blushing, so he'd know.

[Kitty]

Ladies,
What goes through your head (no pun intended) when you all of a sudden, for some reason or another, find yourself presented with an unexpected boner? I always wondered.

If it is from a guy I like and it was inspired by me..

HUGE turn on..

[wordsmith]

Unexpected boner? What's that? I always figure it's perfectly justified.

[kitalyn414]

i haven't encountered one since my jr. high dances.

in those cases... i would run to the bathroom with my friends to laugh about it. :lol:

[Kitty]

in those cases... i would run to the bathroom with my friends to laugh about it. :lol:

totally school dances!!

[stonemonkey]

I'm out like a boner in sweatpants. hehe! :p

sweatpants should never be worn in high school. not only are they a high boner risk, but also because they have only an elastic waistband, you're prone to other kids running by and 'dakking' (australian term) you, basically running up to you, pulling your sweatpants (or tracky-dacks, as we call them) down to your ankles and running off again. It's not a pleasant experience, particularly if that girl you have a crush on happens to be standing nearby.

[kitalyn414]

hehe - we call it "pantsing" :eek: <--- face you make after being pantsed.

[stonemonkey]

haha, yeah, there's always a split second of shock before your brain realises what's happened and recovers enough to tell your hands to pull your pants back up. damn I know too much about this.

[stonemonkey]

3) put your hand in your pocket and gently pull it aside!


Ever notice how it bends more naturally to the left than to the right?

and I can't believe I just posted that.

[SunDevil]

2) adjust so it lays flat against your belly


This is option number 1, option number 2 involves thinking about somthing gross.

[shimmer728]

Ladies,
What goes through your head (no pun intended) when you all of a sudden, for some reason or another, find yourself presented with an unexpected boner? I always wondered.

I think, "Well, duh! I'm a hottie."

LOL

[pisces2473]

I've never been presented with one that's been unexpected...when presented with one, I've usually been doing something that would prompt one to pop up ;)

[capella]

This thread is highly amusing. I never did understand how guys could have that thing hanging out down there. The thought of having one kinda creeps me out a bit. :heehee:
Hmm, I've never encountered an 'unexpected' one in memory. However, my mom likes to tell the story of when I was 3 years old in a McDonalds and I pointed to (or into, rather) this guy behind her (wearing sweatpants as my mom recalls) and yelled "What's that??" :rolleyes: My mom was a hottie. What can I say.

[and1grad]

LOL! Sucks to be THAT guy!

p.s. I dont know many boners that arent inspired by "kitty." ;)

[biodork]

sweatpants should never be worn in high school. not only are they a high boner risk, but also because they have only an elastic waistband, you're prone to other kids running by and 'dakking' (australian term) you, basically running up to you, pulling your sweatpants (or tracky-dacks, as we call them) down to your ankles and running off again. It's not a pleasant experience, particularly if that girl you have a crush on happens to be standing nearby.

Back in HS my bf's DAD would walk around wearing sweatpants in his home...with no underwear

oh god that was traumatizing

[Desiderata]

prop's about the hand in pockets for maneuvering...

and to and1 for getting the opinions. I am literally shocked more girls here haven't been confronted with the unexpected boner... damn, maybe they just don't notice guys??

To be honest, I haven't been brave enough to do the whole speedo thing since I was 6... granted I'm not in highschool anymore, but I don't quite have the level of control needed for going to the beach and keeping mr.happy in-check.

And NO i haven't named it, though gf's throughout the past have... and mr.happy was one of them.

[and1grad]

This is the part where I go "Oh they'd notice ALRIGHT!!"

I'd probly also throw in a "NAH MEAN!?!?" and laugh...but thas just me. :razz:

Names...thats another thread. Do you name your "stuff," "junk," "package?" We already know the ladies do.

[Drufus]

"Lets pop some viagra and issue tickets with raging mega-huge boners"----Officer Farva