Jedi of Zen
05-02-2005, 01:37 PM
A businessman was on a flight across the Atlantic ocean. The plane malfunctioned and went down in the water. The man eventually washed up on an island as the only survivor.
Suddenly, the most beautiful woman he had ever seen greeted him. She was dressed in a scantily clad grass skirt. "Come inside my hut", she said. "You can wash up and we can eat".
They go in the hut, and the man is astonished to find it had all the conviences of modern life - running water, air conditioning, etc. "Where did this place come from?" he asked. "I built it all by hand" the beautiful woman replied. At this point, the man was so grateful to be alive that he didn't bother to question the matter any further.
The man went upstairs, took a shower, and then came back down. The woman was now dressed in an even more provocative manner. She had prepared them both a steak dinner, which they ate and the man found was the most hearty meal he had ever eaten.
The woman leaned forward, staring the businessman directly in the eyes. "You know," she said, "I've been stuck on this island for several years. You have no idea what kind of loneliness and boredom that I've had to endure." She paused, looking at him seductively for a moment, and then continued: "I know of a way to relieve this boredom. It involves a most basic, primal instinct - a deep, satisfying need that every man and woman must have met on a regular basis. I'm willing to offer this to you."
The businessman could now barely contain his excitement. "You mean," he gasped, "that you've found a way that we can check our email?!"
Suddenly, the most beautiful woman he had ever seen greeted him. She was dressed in a scantily clad grass skirt. "Come inside my hut", she said. "You can wash up and we can eat".
They go in the hut, and the man is astonished to find it had all the conviences of modern life - running water, air conditioning, etc. "Where did this place come from?" he asked. "I built it all by hand" the beautiful woman replied. At this point, the man was so grateful to be alive that he didn't bother to question the matter any further.
The man went upstairs, took a shower, and then came back down. The woman was now dressed in an even more provocative manner. She had prepared them both a steak dinner, which they ate and the man found was the most hearty meal he had ever eaten.
The woman leaned forward, staring the businessman directly in the eyes. "You know," she said, "I've been stuck on this island for several years. You have no idea what kind of loneliness and boredom that I've had to endure." She paused, looking at him seductively for a moment, and then continued: "I know of a way to relieve this boredom. It involves a most basic, primal instinct - a deep, satisfying need that every man and woman must have met on a regular basis. I'm willing to offer this to you."
The businessman could now barely contain his excitement. "You mean," he gasped, "that you've found a way that we can check our email?!"