Random Confessions (Spinoff)

[Kitty]

Tell us your random confessions here.

Here are some of mine:

- I ate a 3-week old bag of microwave popcorn (super super stale)

- I rarely wear underwear

- I played with barbie dolls until I was like 13

- I put lotion on my feet around 10 times a day

[wordsmith]

I have essentially no clean clothing in my possession after today. The last clean outfit is being worn.

[mishl982]

I did something new when D came over this weekend. I'm so proud of myself, but won't confess in public what it is I did :evil:

I played Barbies up until I was 12. It was a few hours before I had girls coming over the sleepover and was so embarassed that my best friend helped me pack them all away. I kept 2 so I could play with them once in awhile.

My justification for buying a sex book yesterday was because it was on sale.

[cornflakegirl]

I did something new when D came over this weekend. I'm so proud of myself, but won't confess in public what it is I did :evil:



i am gonna im you later. :huge:

[midtwenty]

I can barely contain my excitement that Big Brother premieres this week.
I didn't make my bed this morning. :(
I thought of the perfect Christmas gift for my mom, but can't afford it. Gotta start saving my pennies.
I've spent more time trekking to the bathroom today than actually working.
I ate peanut butter with a knife as a snack this morning.
I had a piece of chocolate cake and ice cream yesterday, even though it's forbidden by my diet.
I also drank a Coke, equally forbidden by my diet.
I wore my hair loose today for the first time in probably 6 months.
My birthday is next week and for the first time in my life, I have no idea what I'd like for gifts.
I wear as little clothing as possible when I'm at home.
My pinkie toenail is miniscule to the point that I've considered just ripping it out altogether.
I'm beginning my 8th month of pregnancy, but I can still wear my wedding rings. :D
I don't hate drinking water as much as I used to.
I rarely fail at picking out the best fruits - I have a watermelon at home and a peach on my desk right now that would make you slap yo' mama.
I detest stuffed animals.

[RayJ1977]

I've been...."carrying on" with a girl who's engaged.

:redface:

Bad...I know.

[Bugsey34]

I did something new when D came over this weekend. I'm so proud of myself, but won't confess in public what it is I did :evil:



Mishl! No fair! That is teasing.

I can barely contain my excitement that Big Brother premieres this week.

Me too! I don't tell anyone though... I am too embarassed. :redface: My mom will watch too and then after the episode we will call each other. Off to paint a big red L on my forehead now...

[J-girl]

Okay I just farted. Made sure no one was around. It was silent.... but violent.... :0

[Kitty]

My pinkie toenail is miniscule to the point that I've considered just ripping it out altogether.


LOL!!

Same with mine. Every time I trim my nails I think I've completely cut it off.

[spokes]

i also have a small pinkie toenail.........

- the other day before i went to work i stopped at a newstand to quickly look at playboy, and a couple of other magazines
- i wear boxers 95% of the time lately
- lately i seeming waste a lot of time at work, and noone seems to notice
- i am getting really frustrated because i can't ride me bike to work

[wordsmith]

I, too have the small pinky toenails.

I also get athlete's foot on the arch of my left foot only.

[coll214]

-I haven't done laundry in probally close to a month and I could go another before running out of undies and/or clothes to wear :googly:

-right now my room looks like a tornado ran through w/ all the above-mentioned clothes everywhere as i have no motivation to clean it.

- I haven't really had to clean since moving in w/ my sister b/c I know she'll do it before I do, and do a better job at it.

-I haven't been eating regularly at all and keep losing weight, eat just enough so I'm not hungry which hasn't been much; and I know it's bad but I want to stick with it to see how much more I could lose.

[ce607]

I'm looking after my parents' house while they're away, and this morning I broke the lock on their front door. Last year when they were away, I tripped over the dishwasher and broke it so badly they had to get a new one.

[wordsmith]

-right now my room looks like a tornado ran through w/ all the above-mentioned clothes everywhere as i have no motivation to clean it.


Same here. I lack the motivation as WELL as the time/energy.

[MetFanL]

- Music REALLY affects my emotions. I can only drive to certain music, run to certain music, lift to something else, listen to another artist at work. If I listen to the wrong artist/genre at the wrong time, I might punch someone or end up crying on the treadmill. Really.

- I love to make lists. It's also the only way I can keep my assignments/chores straight. Otherwise, I could go downstairs to do something and forget what I was going to do by the time I got there.

- I burp when I run. A lot.

- I don't see the point of going downstairs to iron and then going back up to get dressed. I go down in my wrinkly clothes (b/c I must get an idea of the outfit before I bother to iron it), strip down, iron them, and put them back on. No need to go back up the stairs.

- I miss my old gym BF. Too much for it to be healthy.

[spokes]

I did something new when D came over this weekend. I'm so proud of myself, but won't confess in public what it is I did :evil:




i think you should give us a bit of a hint - if it involves a feather then that is erotic, if it involves the whole chicken then that is downroght kinky..... :huge:

[temptation]

- I rarely wear underwear


I see...(licks upper lip)



Well here are my confessions.....

-I went to see a DJ and danced with scantily clad strippers on Ecstacy until sunrise.
-I want to date a girl who is 7 years younger than me.
-I think it's hot when women don't wear underwear.

[Winter Storm]

I miss my Daddy

[wordsmith]

I've got some rage directed at my grandma. Yeah, the woman who just lost her husband just shy of 50 years. As in, I could pretty easily cut her off at this point.

[heatherf]

Mid, I am SO jealous of the fact that you can still wear your ring....last week was my last week of it. :torn: It makes me so sad.

-I had a sex dream about my ex last night, I was so put off by it it actually woke me up.

-I did not watch any fireworks last night, I was in bed, exhausted.

[Skyblade]

I think I'm addicted to watching wrestling.

[paiger81]

Me too! I don't tell anyone though... I am too embarassed. :redface: My mom will watch too and then after the episode we will call each other. Off to paint a big red L on my forehead now...

Me too!!

I eat ketchup on everything(love it with fried eggs)
I detest white pants(I don't know why)
I find it hilarious when Porter(schnauzer) has the farts. It makes a Pssst sound that leaves me in stitches.
I feel my parents would be better off divorced.

[midtwenty]

Mid, I am SO jealous of the fact that you can still wear your ring....last week was my last week of it. :torn: It makes me so sad.
Have you put them on a nice gold chain to wear around your neck? That has been my plan for the day I can't wear them anymore.
When I went to the hospital for pre-admission on Friday afternoon, a nurse came in to take my blood pressure. She looked at me kind of funny and asked when I was due. I told her the end of August. Her exact response: "Giiiiirl, you still sharp!"
Took me a minute to figure out what she meant, but then I had to laugh.

[heatherf]

I feel my parents would be better off divorced.

Don't you hate it when you just know this? So sad.

And Paige- your Porter one had me LOL! I can totally hear it!

Another confession:

- I want to think of a TON of people to have invited to my baby shower, just so that I get a lot of stuff. :eek:

[capella]

I ate a piece of chocolate cake for breakfast.

My laundry really, really needs to be done instead of me wasting time on the internet.

I love home improvement shows more than is healthy

I hate the smell of beef, milk and chives.

I tell my cat Peaches that she's my favorite right in front of Tiger and Felicity. The dog knows she's at the bottom of the affection ladder.

I have a bin of mail from 2 years ago to last week that I should go through and sort but man, I don't wanna.

Garage sales are my crack.

Oh and I've been known to dumpster dive and watch people's sidewalks for neat junk that I will swipe like a caper during the night. I think I'm so sly :googly:

[lawya girl]

Have you put them on a nice gold chain to wear around your neck? That has been my plan for the day I can't wear them anymore.
When I went to the hospital for pre-admission on Friday afternoon, a nurse came in to take my blood pressure. She looked at me kind of funny and asked when I was due. I told her the end of August. Her exact response: "Giiiiirl, you still sharp!"
Took me a minute to figure out what she meant, but then I had to laugh.

Ummm - I don't understand what she meant.... :redface: Explain! :confused:

[heatherf]

Have you put them on a nice gold chain to wear around your neck? That has been my plan for the day I can't wear them anymore.
When I went to the hospital for pre-admission on Friday afternoon, a nurse came in to take my blood pressure. She looked at me kind of funny and asked when I was due. I told her the end of August. Her exact response: "Giiiiirl, you still sharp!"
Took me a minute to figure out what she meant, but then I had to laugh.

Yes, I promptly put it on a necklace. I'm not super keen on wearing it all the time, cause it's my wedding/engagement ring together, so it's not small so to speak, and I don't want people to think that I'm insecure about it anyways (like I am unable to be without it and prove I'm married). Effing hormones!

[paiger81]

Don't you hate it when you just know this? So sad.

The thing that gets me is that they are both really good people, they just stopped communicating. Where dad pictures himself during retirement & where mom pictures herself are 2 totally different pictures. But it's interesting at the same time cause it helps me to communicate better with Kirk.

[midtwenty]

Ummm - I don't understand what she meant.... :redface: Explain! :confused:
Bony. Pointy edges. Just belly and everything else is angles. Sharp corners. ;)

Yes, I promptly put it on a necklace. I'm not super keen on wearing it all the time, cause it's my wedding/engagement ring together, so it's not small so to speak, and I don't want people to think that I'm insecure about it anyways (like I am unable to be without it and prove I'm married). Effing hormones!
LOL. Just wear it when you want to, and everyone else be damned. :)

[MetFanL]

- My mom makes this sort of trail mix that my family calls "Crack" b/c it's SOOO addicting. It's raisins, peanuts (unsalted) and chocolate chips (Nestle, semi-sweet). Everyone of my friends that has tried Crack now keeps a constant supply at their own house. WARNING: Try at your own risk. It really is addictive and it will make you chub. ;) Crack is the reason I moved out of my parents' house.

[heatherf]

-Greg and I now call our little Kitty Jaws because when we are laying on our bed (cal-king pillow top), and our little kitty comes in the room to see us, all we see is the top 2-3 inches of his gray fluffy tail coming at us - just like Jaws' tail coming out of the water in the movies.

[24forever]

I wear the same sandals to work, everyday.

[Mad Dawg]

Things I am currently feeling guilty about...

- I never officially broke up with the last girl I dated. She spent the last two weeks in the hospital, and I sent her flowers but never actually visited.

- The girl from my hometown wants me, but I can't bring myself to take action with her because I am currently a complete psychological wreck.

- I woke up at 9:30, left the house at 10:30, went directly to lunch and didn't actually set foot in the office until after noon. I plan to leave early, as well.

[paiger81]

Things I am currently feeling guilty about...

- I never officially broke up with the last girl I dated. She spent the last two weeks in the hospital, and I sent her flowers but never actually visited.


Sweetie, pardon me, but WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?! Poor chiquita is hanging in the hospital & you can't even bother to let her know you broke up with her?! SHAME ON YOU! :eek:

[Bugsey34]

- The girl from my hometown wants me, but I can't bring myself to take action with her because I am currently a complete psychological wreck.



Take action with her? Damn that sounds like it's gonna hurt!

[Mad Dawg]

Sweetie, pardon me, but WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?! Poor chiquita is hanging in the hospital & you can't even bother to let her know you broke up with her?! SHAME ON YOU! :eek:Trust me, I know I have handled that whole situation very badly. That is why I feel so very guilty about it.

[wordsmith]

Didn't poor chiquita cheat on you? Or am I confused.

[Mad Dawg]

Didn't poor chiquita cheat on you? Or am I confused.You're confused. You're thinking of my last significant relationship that ended 13 months ago. I am referring to the last person I regularly dated.

[paiger81]

Didn't poor chiquita cheat on you? Or am I confused.


Haha, I love the fact you continue the use of chiquita :razz:

[wordsmith]

I can't possibly keep track of all your chiquitas, dude.

[mishl982]

muahaha I'll never tell! Just kidding, you can ask over im or pm, I just don't want to post it online :angel: (we really need an angel icon)

[Drufus]

I've only done laundry by myself once in my life.

[wordsmith]

How is this possible? Do you send it out? My brother does that. I can't imagine.

[Drufus]

How is this possible? Do you send it out? My brother does that. I can't imagine.


I went to college about 20 minutes from home. I used to come home and have my mother do it. Now, back at home, she continues to do it.

[cornflakegirl]

I went to college about 20 minutes from home. I used to come home and have my mother do it. Now, back at home, she continues to do it.

oh, that's bad.

[wordsmith]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[baby_gurl0604]

These are all things that hardly anyone knows about because I am known as a very serious, "good girl" type. If people only knew...

I secretly find Conan O'Brien and Don Cheadle attractive

I took up a lover 11 years older than me several months ago (no longer seeing him)

Stripping is one of my secret talents

In high school, my boyfriend and I used to do it outside at night in between my fence and my neighbor's.

I'm an in-the-closet Phil Collins fan

[wtbforever21]

*I'm still a virgin

*I'm just an cinch away from hating my grandmother, even though she's disabled...but that still doesn't erase what she was like when she was well.

[tina1979]

I don't think that there is much left abut me that you guys don't know. Hell, you know more about me than someof my friends do. :rolleyes:

[labrat2111]

my confessions:

when I went home for the 4th of July to housesit for my parents for 4 days I took home enough clothes and things to entertain myself to last about 3 weeks. I swear if I think I might need it I take it with me.

I took some porn home with me and even then I decided to peak through the small amount of porn my dad has because it is different than what I have

I spent most of my break drinking way too much soda and beer and eating way too much red meat and just general junk food because I could

my standards in dating are really starting to drop seeing as it's been so long since I've been with someone either relationship-wise or sex. Kind of hard to think about relationship things when your mind is elsewhere :p

[meatwad]

- The last time I visited my parents I contemplated going out into the garage and getting my Dad's axe so I could kill them both and move to Canada (Seriously. It's not one of my proudest moments.)

-I don't like going out, but I get pissed that I don't have more friends.

-I rarely eat breakfast.

-(This one might be a bit confusing) I haven't dated a girl in 8 years because I have a ridiculous fear of romantic involvement based on the fact that my father gave me 'the talk' when I was 7 and my parents constant fighting led me to believe that the only result from a relationship was chaos and misery. Top that off with the fact that the last time I actually remember 'being in love' or 'crushing' depending on how you look at it was my senior year in high school. When I realized that I couldn't get her to go out with me because a) she had a boyfriend and b) once they broke up she wanted someone else, I started dating my friend's ex-girlfriend who broke up with him because she wanted to be with me and even though I didn't even like her, went out with for three weeks because I thought it would help me get over the other girl (which it didn't).

I'm sure I have more, but I think I'll pace myself.

[tina1979]

ok. random confessions:
-I'm ready to call off my FwB because I am ready for something more, not with him, but I am ready for a real relationship

-I am scared to death of the relationship that I am ready for because I am technically still married (hence the FwB)

-I am ready to can my lawyer if he doesn't get off his ass and actually act like my lawyer

-I am in dire need of going shopping. Aeryn hit a growth spurt and has practically outgrown everything in her closet and I have minimal summer clothes.

-I am secretly freaking out that my daughter will be 5 in a month exactly and she will be starting kindergarten 2 days after that. I am sooooo unprepared for this.

[spokes]

my random confessions

- i don't wear underwer whn i am wearing my cycling shorts
- not that long ago i put 10 buns in the bag at safeway and when the cashier asked how many - i told her 8 (the buns were like 10 cents each......)
- i am bi (and i worry about guys on some of the sports teams i play on finding out)
- late at night i will occasionally run a red light
- drink too much coke (at least one per day)
- every once and a while i'll drink alone
- every once and whiel when i can't sleep i'll make a run for chips

[Drufus]

oh, that's bad.


From what I hear girls like the bad boys. So if having my mother doing my laundry makes me bad....then the ladies should be flocking my way. :lol:

[shinyleaf]

my random confessions

- i don't wear underwer whn i am wearing my cycling shorts
- not that long ago i put 10 buns in the bag at safeway and when the cashier asked how many - i told her 8 (the buns were like 10 cents each......)
- i am bi (and i worry about guys on some of the sports teams i play on finding out)
- late at night i will occasionally run a red light
- drink too much coke (at least one per day)
- every once and a while i'll drink alone
- every once and whiel when i can't sleep i'll make a run for chips


ahh, take it easy on yourself, spokes! I like the safeway one. You're bad to the bone. You're pretty much a thug from the sounds of it. A thug in cycling shorts. ;)

[shimmer728]

I have a serious, violent temper.

I fart a lot.

My BF and I talk a lot of baby-talk when we're alone together.

I used to steal money from my little sister when I was a teenager (she saved her birthday money, and I didn't!)

Ummmm.......shit, there must be more, but that's call I can think of right now.

[ankh_23]

my random confessions:
- I am not as serious as most people think I am.
- I let other people lead conversations and go from there on what I will talk to them about.
- I don't get along with my dad's relatives.
- At my 15y/o second cousins wake yesterday I felt like a jerk because I didn't know him or what to say to anyone especially not his parents.

[wtbforever21]

I fart a lot.
.

And the sky is blue!

[jdt141]

a few for me...

- i have been fantasizing about this jewish chick i dated a few months ago like crazy. i just want to screw her brains out, thats it, nothing more.
- i want to hook up with the bridesmaid i'll be paired with at my best friends wedding even though she's his sister. (hey she's hot!)
- if there were some way to make the psycho chick at work more intelligent, (and less of an alky) i'd actually consider going out with her.
- i just realized that all these things are sexual and i'm sure yinz all think i'm obsessed.

[spokes]

ahh, take it easy on yourself, spokes! I like the safeway one. You're bad to the bone. You're pretty much a thug from the sounds of it. A thug in cycling shorts. ;)


oh yeah, i am hardcore gangsta..........i am heading down to compton for summer vacation.......