grandma's buying me underwear [Archive]

Cole

07-22-2005, 04:06 PM

My mother just called me from a lingerie store to ask what size I am. She's out shopping with my grandmother, who is buying me some "nice" lingerie for my birthday. (which is two months away - but she's in town visiting) WTF?

I was like "can't she get me a messenger bag or something?"

I know they're anxious for a grandchild/great grandchild. But encouraging me to seduce my boyfriend is not the way to accomplish this. :eek:

J-girl

07-22-2005, 04:08 PM

LOL my mum bought me underwear once and one of them had "flirt" printed on it. And I was like "WTF this is so tacky!" and she is like "not like anyone's going to see it"

"err thats true" :twisted:

natbumpo

07-22-2005, 04:33 PM

My mother just called me from a lingerie store to ask what size I am. She's out shopping with my grandmother, who is buying me some "nice" lingerie for my birthday. (which is two months away - but she's in town visiting) WTF?

I was like "can't she get me a messenger bag or something?"

I know they're anxious for a grandchild/great grandchild. But encouraging me to seduce my boyfriend is not the way to accomplish this. :eek:
Not sure if it is different for gals than guys, but um, that is gross :eek:

Cole

07-22-2005, 04:36 PM

which part?

natbumpo

07-22-2005, 04:41 PM

which part?

The part when your mom and grandmother were buying you underwear.

if they really wanted a grandkid, they could say "hey honey, guess what we got you for your birthday, sugar pills! And we put them where your birth control used to be....last week!" :)

CoastConfusion

07-22-2005, 04:42 PM

Hahaha. That's creepy :)

shimmer728

07-22-2005, 04:46 PM

For Christmas, my mom ALWAYS buys me underwear with skanky saying on them. Last year, it was panties that said "I've Been Naughty" and "Where's My Present?" Weird!

J-girl

07-22-2005, 04:46 PM

Its not gross, its just awkward. I just hope its not tacky- like beads on the bum sort of a thing!

meatwad

07-22-2005, 04:53 PM

Dahling? It's Nanna. Look, I'm at this cute little shop off of the highway. I wanted to buy you a present but I thought I'd find out what size you want first. Would you prefer the Pocket Rocket or the Vibrating Rhino?

Cole

07-22-2005, 04:53 PM

I don't think that's actually the motivation behind the lingerie buying. :googly:

It probably has to do with my having bought myself some nice things at Vicki's last week.

Of course, now I have those things, so I don't really need more.

It's still creepy to have grandma buying me lingerie, 'cuz G. prolly will see it at some point... man, now I'm not gonna be able to wear it. I'll be thinking of Nana the whole time. EWWWWWWWWWww

meatwad

07-22-2005, 04:54 PM

I don't think that's actually the motivation behind the lingerie buying. :googly:

It probably has to do with my having bought myself some nice things at Vicki's last week.

Of course, now I have those things, so I don't really need more.

It's still creepy to have grandma buying me lingerie, 'cuz G. prolly will see it at some point... man, now I'm not gonna be able to wear it. I'll be thinking of Nana the whole time. EWWWWWWWWWww

Could be worse. Grampy could be getting you a boob job.