Annoyed by Jessica Simpson's....boots(?) [Archive]

RayJ1977

08-03-2005, 02:20 PM

So this is the biggest annoyance for me and I'm not sure why. That damn Jessica Simpson boots song has played on the radio a couple times today. At the first she says, "Are you ready, boots?" But she says "boots" like "beohhhwwts."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

I HATE it.

Had to get that out there.

tina1979

08-03-2005, 02:21 PM

LOL!!!!! I hate that song!!! I like the original. Sorry to JS fans, but her version reeks.

RayJ1977

08-03-2005, 02:23 PM

What the hell is a behhoewt?

J-girl

08-03-2005, 02:25 PM

Oh man the song is TERRIBLE!!!!
The video in the other hand is HOTNESS! :twisted:

RayJ1977

08-03-2005, 02:26 PM

Yeah. She looks good in that video. But beoowwhts? God, make her stop.

tina1979

08-03-2005, 02:27 PM

you seriously have that stupid ass song going through my head now. :madder:

kitalyn414

08-03-2005, 02:30 PM

LUCKY ME!!!!!!! i don't listen to any stations that would play this song, or watch music videos.

thank god i am spared, cause her singing already annoys the crap out of me.

midtwenty

08-03-2005, 02:37 PM

I still don't get why they cast a blonde to play Daisy Duke...who was BRUNETTE. They at least could have dyed her hair.

Oh well, JS is pretty lacking in the talent department. She's a good example of how far big tits and a pretty face can take you if you're willing to exploit it.

RayJ1977

08-03-2005, 02:38 PM

And how creepy is her preacher Dad? He's CONSTANTLY skanking his daughters up and then commenting on how great they look and how hot they are. Who is THAT guy?

kitalyn414

08-03-2005, 02:40 PM

She's a good example of how far big tits and a pretty face can take you if you're willing to exploit it.i think her face is rather horse-ish.

there are TONS of women out there who put themselves together well but aren't actually pretty.

J-girl

08-03-2005, 02:47 PM

i think her face is rather horse-ish.

I agree.

I think we have had enough of her.

Yeah the preacher dad is a creep. Who says "my daughter is a double D"

And her sister Ashlee is the BIGGEST loser! Not loser as in - oh Britney is a loser. But just a lame pathetic excuse for a human loser. Someone you make fun of in high school L-O-S-E-R.

midtwenty

08-03-2005, 02:51 PM

i think her face is rather horse-ish.

there are TONS of women out there who put themselves together well but aren't actually pretty.
I just think she has a man-chin, but other than that her face isn't too bad.

tina1979

08-03-2005, 02:51 PM

I agree.

I think we have had enough of her.

Yeah the preacher dad is a creep. Who says "my daughter is a double D"

And her sister Ashlee is the BIGGEST loser! Not loser as in - oh Britney is a loser. But just a lame pathetic excuse for a human loser. Someone you make fun of in high school L-O-S-E-R.
yeah she is one that just shouldn't be riding on the coat tails of her sis. I just think its incredibly sad that in entertainment it seems to be a "family" business. If your mom, dad, bother or sister is in it successfully then you're in, even if you don't have talent. GRRR! Break in some new folks!!! with talent!!!

RayJ1977

08-03-2005, 02:52 PM

I'd break in Jessica!

:evil:

But I AM tired of that damn song.

meatwad

08-03-2005, 02:57 PM

RayJ1977

08-03-2005, 02:59 PM

Meat, do you really expect us to believe if she was at your house at all that you would have her in the driveway? I know I sure wouldn't! She'd be washing...other things.

tina1979

08-03-2005, 03:03 PM

Three things I hate about that video.

1) The song sucks. Just....God no.
2) The doors to the General Lee SHOULD NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES EVER OPEN. WTF?
3) She isn't in my driveway right now washing my car.

1) agreed
2) I can't believe they would do something like that
3) sorry, I don't want her in my driveway at all, much less half naked and washing my car

Now, the question I have....I have yet to actually watch the video. Does she even wear boots? I heard she is wearing heels in the video? WTF!?

RayJ1977

08-03-2005, 03:05 PM

She's got on boots. She may have heels for the bathing suit scenes at the end. But in the Boar's Head saloon, which is most of the video, she's got boots.

J-girl

08-03-2005, 03:07 PM

The good thing is at our local radio station we have this thing called "pump it or dump it" and 75% of the people called in and dumped. Thank God.

The guys would call and be like "I just like to watch the video on mute" :huge:

meatwad

08-03-2005, 03:08 PM

1) agreed
2) I can't believe they would do something like that
3) sorry, I don't want her in my driveway at all, much less half naked and washing my car

What, are you gay...er...not gay?

meatwad

08-03-2005, 03:09 PM

Meat, do you really expect us to believe if she was at your house at all that you would have her in the driveway? I know I sure wouldn't! She'd be washing...other things.

Ray, Ray, Ray. Stop and think for a minute. The BIG PICTURE. Why have sex with her and be done with it, when I can get my car washed THEN have sex with her and be done with it.

RayJ1977

08-03-2005, 03:11 PM

Touche. Very nice. See if you could get her to bake you a pie, too.

tina1979

08-03-2005, 03:11 PM

What, are you gay...er...not gay?
very much not gay thank you. i just reread my comment, I guess it could've been taken either way. sorry girls....I like the guys!

meatwad

08-03-2005, 03:11 PM

Touche. Very nice. See if you could get her to bake you a pie, too.

See! Now you're getting it. Stick with the kid, baby.

RayJ1977

08-03-2005, 03:14 PM

Wonder if my waitress washes cars?

wordsmith

08-03-2005, 03:17 PM

i think her face is rather horse-ish.

there are TONS of women out there who put themselves together well but aren't actually pretty.

Word! I know everyone thinks she's smokin' hot, but her facial features are kinda strong and, well, rather mannish. What up, Michael Landon chin?

RayJ1977

08-03-2005, 03:19 PM

Michael Landon chin? Michael Landon chin?!?!?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Funniest words ever.

midtwenty

08-03-2005, 03:30 PM

Hmmm...Michael Landon chin IS funnier than my earlier statement about her man-chin. Good job words. ;)

wordsmith

08-03-2005, 03:31 PM

Hahah, I didn't even read the thread! You said man chin? Great minds think alike, man.

midtwenty

08-03-2005, 03:35 PM

That they do. :) But my comment wasn't signature worthy....yours definitely was.

J-girl

08-03-2005, 03:42 PM

Another person whose hotness has been over hyped is that Fergie chick from BEP. She has a giant head and she needs to "just shut up shut up shut up"

wordsmith

08-03-2005, 03:43 PM

Haaaaaaaa! Noted!!

kitalyn414

08-03-2005, 03:46 PM

woo hoo!!! fergie annoys the crap out of me too!

so... for your viewing pleasure:

http://www.lukaskaiser.com/archives/2005/08/the_black_eyed.html#more

shocking isn't it? :eek:

tina1979

08-03-2005, 03:59 PM

woo hoo!!! fergie annoys the crap out of me too!

so... for your viewing pleasure:

http://www.lukaskaiser.com/archives/2005/08/the_black_eyed.html#more

shocking isn't it? :eek:
Grrr!! Websensed!

Fergie reminds me of a Bratz doll!

heatherf

08-03-2005, 04:12 PM

You guys make me laugh so hard- the Michael Landon chin! :eek: She just doesn't have any common sense, no street smarts.

Jessica's father is a total freak....something just not quite right about their relationship....fishy.

My Ashlee fave is still when she got BOO'd off the stage at the Superbowl, was it? :rolleyes:

J-girl

08-03-2005, 04:16 PM

My Ashlee fave is still when she got BOO'd off the stage at the Superbowl, was it?

Orange Bowl. And she did it again on SNL

Janet had the wardrobe malfunction at the superbowl.

(I swear I only read US weekly on the treadmill).

spokes

08-04-2005, 12:14 PM

Jessica Simpson wears boots, I'd never really noticed. Come to think of it I never noticed she has feet either........

you guys are so wrong about Fergie...............who of us han\sn't had an accident in our lifetime........

J-girl

08-04-2005, 12:44 PM

I didnt even know about the accident till it was posted here. I just dont think she is Goddess.

tina1979

08-04-2005, 12:58 PM

J-girl

08-04-2005, 01:00 PM

Kit posted it

http://www.lukaskaiser.com/archives..._eyed.html#more

wordsmith

08-04-2005, 01:01 PM

Something from a White Stripes fan board that details the Peas showing up trashed at an event and Fergie pissing herself onstage, complete with a pic.

tina1979

08-04-2005, 01:39 PM

Kit posted it

http://www.lukaskaiser.com/archives..._eyed.html#more
I know. I can't see it though. I got websensed.

Something from a White Stripes fan board that details the Peas showing up trashed at an event and Fergie pissing herself onstage, complete with a pic.
Thats just gross.

Bugsey34

08-06-2005, 02:30 PM

Yeah, I don't have the energy to find them right now, but there were other better pics of Fergie with her peed pants onstage.

MasAndrew

08-06-2005, 06:01 PM

Michael Landon chin? Nah. MOre Jay Lenno than Landon, people.

hopeless

08-07-2005, 04:39 PM

What I find freakishly annoying with her is how it seems like her eyeballs are about to bulge out of her head when she speaks. & I hate like other stars are doing a marketing campaign on beauty, cosmetic, & shoe line & is promoting a exercise DVD. Like that's anything new!!