if only

[Desiderata]

the lovely ms. wordsmith could clear out her inbox..... ah, the possibilities

[wordsmith]

The (ahem) box awaits.

[Desiderata]

I only wish! still full my dear...must be alot in there

[wordsmith]

How rude! Give it a try now, champ!

[Desiderata]

finally got through the defences.... better a champ than a chump

[wordsmith]

You expected me to be easy?

[Desiderata]

I am NOT responding to that! I've already shot myself in the foot today

[and1grad]

You expected me to be easy?
I think what Des meant to say is "If your box is always full, then....well...yes."

No thanks necessary for this translation.

[wordsmith]

I'm thinking the portable and1grad translator may be more trouble than it's worth.

[and1grad]

Well, in terms of accuracy, 60% of the time.....

[wordsmith]

EVERY time!