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d12welve
08-18-2005, 10:44 AM
A Young Couple


A young couple, just married were in their honeymoon suite on their
wedding night. As they undressed for bed the husband who was a big
burley bruiser, tossed his pants to his bride and said,"here put
these on."

She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.

"I can't wear your pants." she said. "That's right!" said the husband,
"and don't you forget it. I'm the one who wears the pants in this
family!"

With that she flipped her panties and said, "Try these on."

He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his
kneecap.

He said, "Hell I can't get into your pants!"

She said, "That's right and that's the way it's going to be until
your damn attitude changes!

:D :huge:

WeirdBrake
08-18-2005, 11:36 AM
And the moral of the story is: Men and women shouldn't cross-dress! :p

SunDevil
08-18-2005, 07:12 PM
He said, "Hell, I can't get into your panties!"

You are missing two letters.