I want to meet the person who did this study....

[Morgan81]

http://www.cnn.com/2005/AUTOS/08/22/kids_cars/index.html
... and punch them in the face.
STOP THE PRESSES!!! PARENTS DON'T WANT THEIR KIDS TO DRIVE AN UNRELIABLE FAST CAR!!!!!

[WeirdBrake]

And according to a new Harvard study, diet and exercise are the key to weight loss.

[tina1979]

Who does this stuff? Why can't I have a job like that? :googly:

[Benwa]

Its like when they put a story on the news about benefits of carrots or blueberries. Fruits and vegetables are good for you, no shit. What about the healing power of the Ho-Ho?

[Mad Dawg]

Coming up on this edition of Channel 4 News, we'll explore why people are just dying to get into cemeteries.

[spokes]

a recent study indicated that the elevator business is up and down.

[SunDevil]

I think parents weren't allowed to get a Mustang as a teenager back in the 60s, so now they don't feel like their kids deserve one. And Civics are the most plain, simple, & average car out there.

[inuts]

A new study shows nobody cares about what new studies show.