Benwa
05-05-2003, 02:12 PM
I saw my cousin Beth this weekend, after not seeing her for many years. She has the habit of telling you just a little too much about herself.
So, she tells me she has been feeling depressed because she has not had such in like five years. I cringe away a little at this, but she obviously takes it as a sign to continue. She tells me one of her friends convinced her she had some sort of sexual disfunction, so she went to her doctor. He gave her a whole battery of test: MRI, Blood counts, toxicology, psychological. At the end of it he tells her he can't find anything wrong. Whatever it is it is beyond his spectrum. So he suggested to her that she go to a Chinese Holistic Aruveydic doctor that he knows. When he can't figure something out, this Chinese Doc can usually help. So, she makes an appointment.
She walks into the guys office and there is all sorts of Chinese calligraphy on the wall. It's kind of dirty and the waiting room is filled with old chinese women, one even had her pet pig with her. Eventually her name gets called and the nurse leads her back to the exam room. It's also a strange place, incense burning, charts of body with accupuncture points mapped on it. She's pretty nervous when the Doc comes out. He says, "I am Dr. Chan. What is probrem?" She tells him and he goes about examinng her. He looks into her eyes, studies her hands and feet, checks the alignment of her joints. He looks perplexed, but tells her to take her clothes off, get on all fours and crawl away from him to the corner of the room. She's a little nervous about this, but she complies. Once she gets there he yells "OK, now crawl back." Again she complies. He stands her up and puts her clothes on. He paces and shakes his head "I know why no sex. This bad, bad, bad." She's freaking out "Well what is it?" He says "You have Ed Zachary disease!" This sounds serious to her and now shes really scared, "What's Ed Zachary disease?" The doctor says "It's when you face look Ed Zachary like your ass."
Have a good week everyone!
So, she tells me she has been feeling depressed because she has not had such in like five years. I cringe away a little at this, but she obviously takes it as a sign to continue. She tells me one of her friends convinced her she had some sort of sexual disfunction, so she went to her doctor. He gave her a whole battery of test: MRI, Blood counts, toxicology, psychological. At the end of it he tells her he can't find anything wrong. Whatever it is it is beyond his spectrum. So he suggested to her that she go to a Chinese Holistic Aruveydic doctor that he knows. When he can't figure something out, this Chinese Doc can usually help. So, she makes an appointment.
She walks into the guys office and there is all sorts of Chinese calligraphy on the wall. It's kind of dirty and the waiting room is filled with old chinese women, one even had her pet pig with her. Eventually her name gets called and the nurse leads her back to the exam room. It's also a strange place, incense burning, charts of body with accupuncture points mapped on it. She's pretty nervous when the Doc comes out. He says, "I am Dr. Chan. What is probrem?" She tells him and he goes about examinng her. He looks into her eyes, studies her hands and feet, checks the alignment of her joints. He looks perplexed, but tells her to take her clothes off, get on all fours and crawl away from him to the corner of the room. She's a little nervous about this, but she complies. Once she gets there he yells "OK, now crawl back." Again she complies. He stands her up and puts her clothes on. He paces and shakes his head "I know why no sex. This bad, bad, bad." She's freaking out "Well what is it?" He says "You have Ed Zachary disease!" This sounds serious to her and now shes really scared, "What's Ed Zachary disease?" The doctor says "It's when you face look Ed Zachary like your ass."
Have a good week everyone!