d12welve
10-18-2005, 10:36 AM
Ladies of the Night
One day about a month ago, George Bush was looking for a call girl. He
found three such ladies in a local lounge.... a blonde, a brunette, and
a redhead.
To the blonde, he said, "I am the President of the United States.... How
much would it cost me to spend some time with you?" The blonde replied,
"Two hundred dollars."
To the brunette, he posed the same question, and she replied, "One
hundred dollars."
He then asked the redhead the same question.
The redhead replied, "Mr. President, if you can raise my skirt as high
as my taxes.... get my panties as low as my wages.... get that thing of
yours as hard as the times.... keep it as high as the gas prices....
keep me warmer than my apartment.... and.... screw me in private the way
you do in public, then believe me, Mr. President, it ain't gonna cost
you a cent."
One day about a month ago, George Bush was looking for a call girl. He
found three such ladies in a local lounge.... a blonde, a brunette, and
a redhead.
To the blonde, he said, "I am the President of the United States.... How
much would it cost me to spend some time with you?" The blonde replied,
"Two hundred dollars."
To the brunette, he posed the same question, and she replied, "One
hundred dollars."
He then asked the redhead the same question.
The redhead replied, "Mr. President, if you can raise my skirt as high
as my taxes.... get my panties as low as my wages.... get that thing of
yours as hard as the times.... keep it as high as the gas prices....
keep me warmer than my apartment.... and.... screw me in private the way
you do in public, then believe me, Mr. President, it ain't gonna cost
you a cent."