Misc. Jokes

[LittleLady23]

I know all of us on here have a battle of which sex is more "complicated". Well, this joke below I think shows just how stricky we girls can be! :D


The Silent Treatment:

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week, the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him up @ 5 a.m. for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and lose), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me @ 5 a.m." The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9 a.m. and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go see why his wife had not awakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed that read "It's 5 a.m. Wake up."

Obviously men are not as stricky! haha:twisted:

[LittleLady23]

These are my random thoughts.
I hope you enjoy :)

1. If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. And if comes back eats your food, uses your utilties and doesn't help around the house. Kick it to the curb!

2. A good reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring :)

3. My mind not only wanders, it leaves completely sometimes.

4. Forget all your troubles by wearing tight shoes.

5. I live in a small town. The nice thing about it is, if you don't know what your doing someone else always does :)

6. I once read an article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse shopping, and driving too fast. What? That's my idea of a perfect day :)

7. I'm glad i'm not the president. Why? Because when I get in one of my monthly moods I would be afraid I would blow up any country that even looked at me the wrong way. lol

8. And my final though: If men run the world, why in the hell can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?



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