Man Pleads Guilty in Horse-Sex Case

[Winter Storm]

I'll tell ya what, I'll NEVER get this sexually frustrated.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051201/ap_on_fe_st/wa_bestiality;_ylt=Am_ZNQAexfSat9Gh6O00i9Ks0NUE;_y lu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ-

But I have to wonder, what kind of internal injuries did the man suffer. I think this qualifies for a Darwin award.

:p

[spokes]

i want to know how the intial conversation between the two buddines went.....

buddy 1 - "ya ever think about getting it on with a horse"
buddy 2 - "well who doesn't"
buddy 1 - "do you have a video camera - the neighbors have a barn"

how exactly would you get a horse "warmed up"..........

it is fortunate that the gene pool is a little more shallow thanks to this genius.......

[summergold]

But I have to wonder, what kind of internal injuries did the man suffer. I think this qualifies for a Darwin award.

:p

From what I understand is that he died from a ruptured rectum and a perforated bowel. So um yeah, I guess he was the horse's bitch :googly:

[Winter Storm]

From what I understand is that he died from a ruptured rectum and a perforated bowel.

Yeah, that is what I was thinking.
Great, I'm no longer sexually frustrated for today. Now I'm completely turned off!

:0

[paiger81]

I know a dude who fucks his cows.....yeah. Though for the record, he doesn't know I've seen him.

Yep, I'm a backwoods country gal, it's ok, I know :redface:

[kimmer23]

i want to know how the intial conversation between the two buddines went.....

buddy 1 - "ya ever think about getting it on with a horse"
buddy 2 - "well who doesn't"
buddy 1 - "do you have a video camera - the neighbors have a barn"

how exactly would you get a horse "warmed up"..........

it is fortunate that the gene pool is a little more shallow thanks to this genius.......


i always bring a friend when i have sex with horses! :twisted:

[kimmer23]

From what I understand is that he died from a ruptured rectum and a perforated bowel. So um yeah, I guess he was the horse's bitch :googly:


POOR HORSE!

[Winter Storm]

What kills me about this is what posessed this guy to think he could be penetrated by a horse! A horse! Have you ever seen them erect?

I really feel sorry for the deceased's family and friends. Can you imagine having to break the news to people that he died doing that! :eek:

[Mad Dawg]

How does this not get you labeled as a sex offender?

[HereComes30]

I know a dude who fucks his cows.....yeah. Though for the record, he doesn't know I've seen him. Yep, I'm a backwoods country gal, it's ok, I know

Are you serious? And why did you see him? Are you a voyeur and enjoy watching?

[kimmer23]

What kills me about this is what posessed this guy to think he could be penetrated by a horse! A horse! Have you ever seen them erect?

I really feel sorry for the deceased's family and friends. Can you imagine having to break the news to people that he died doing that! :eek:


this dude is fucked up!

[kimmer23]

Are you serious? And why did you see him? Are you a voyeur and enjoy watching?


i'd think i'd watch too!

you should have taken pics paige!

[Deavan]

I Am So So Disturbed

[summergold]

It is in situations like these where being hung like a horse goes terribly, terribly wrong.


Are you serious? And why did you see him? Are you a voyeur and enjoy watching?

I think this is one of those situations where it's like watching a car accident. You know you shouldn't watch but you're amazed at what your eyes are actually seeing.

[paiger81]

Are you serious? And why did you see him? Are you a voyeur and enjoy watching?

LOL, no.

In high school, I was over at a friends house & we went into her kitchen to go raid the fridge in the middle of the night. Her kitchen had a window that faced her neighbors pasture. So when we walked into the kitchen, we saw someone out with the cows, so we kept the lights off to see what was going on--cause who goes to look at cows at 2am. Lo & behold, it was her neighbor! We watched him go around the back of the cow, drop his drawers and move in. We kept watching cause we kept trying to reason that what we were seeing wasn't really happening.

Seriously, most disturbing thing ever. I still see this man when I go back home(it's a small town of 3000) and get freaked every time he talks to me.

[HereComes30]

I would recommend not shaking his hand!

[Benwa]

I have seen the video!!!!! Its on the internet and its probably the most horrific thing I've ever seen. I'm not much for upholding decorum, but I'm not certain I can even describe it let alone post the link. After seeing it you begin to question how anyone could even survive such an ordeal. How does someone get to that level? Its clear he had to build up to it. I must stop writing because the image keeps flashing in my head and I'm afraid I'll go into a siezure.

[Morgan81]

I have seen the video!!!!! Its on the internet and its probably the most horrific thing I've ever seen. I'm not much for upholding decorum, but I'm not certain I can even describe it let alone post the link. After seeing it you begin to question how anyone could even survive such an ordeal. How does someone get to that level? Its clear he had to build up to it. I must stop writing because the image keeps flashing in my head and I'm afraid I'll go into a siezure.
Saw it too... f**king Joe Rogan....
How does this not get you labeled as a sex offender?It does the next best thing, kills you from internal hemorrhaging.
POOR HORSE!I think the horse was the only winner in this case... unless you count the human race for having one less leaf in the gene pool removed.

[old_school_soul]

Have you ever seen them erect?


I've been told that I'm hung like a horse, just call me Mr. Ed.

[Winter Storm]

I've been told that I'm hung like a horse, just call me Mr. Ed.

Once again, I just have to point out that I have absolutely no comment on that.

[kimmer23]

[QUOTE=Winter Storm]Have you ever seen them erect?QUOTE]

i used to house sit for someone that had minature ponies. they had 2 males. they were always hanging out all over the place. i did a double take the first time i ever saw a horse penis!

[paiger81]

LOL, a few months back, I was driving back home with my mom & there was the horse in a pasture. He was a ways from the road, but we could still see that thing hanging out :eek: :p

[kimmer23]

LOL, a few months back, I was driving back home with my mom & there was the horse in a pasture. He was a ways from the road, but we could still see that thing hanging out :eek: :p

yeah that is what these ponies did. it was like a LOG!

by the way, has anyone ever seen a cat penis? i know dogs let theirs hang out too, but a cat NEVER does! (i've had this conversation with several cat owners before).

[yankeeyosh]

this sounds like it came from South Park...

[29 forever]

Insane!

I don't know how he thought he'd be able to take a horsecock up the poop chute! Horses are so hung that they'd make John Holmes look like he had a lil' smokie in comparison.

[shadeofgreen]

Several years ago a couple of teenage boys decided they'd go screw a mare. Brilliant. One of them got kicked (what did they think would happen?) so they tied her to the back of their truck and dragged her down the road until she was dead.

I'm not sure what happened to them, but if you can rape and violently kill an animal, you probably shouldn't be allowed in normal society. Ever.

What exactly would posses anyone to want to have horse cock shoved up their ass is beyond me. And that means the horse can't actually just be a passive participant, which is where I'm really lost on this one.

[biodork]

Yeah, I methinks the dead guy deserves a Darwin Award too.
Someone should nominate this guy if he hasn't already been.

[crystal_dance]

oh good god!!!

talk about dysfuctional society, and not in an erectile way