Best/Worst First Date Stories

[Franti]

-Now I am going out on a first date with this girl today, she seems pretty cool, is really intelligent, and way cute so I'm expecting to have fun. However first dates tend to be really good or just so bad you can't believe it. I was wondering if you guys wanted to share stories good or bad about first date adventures.

I would say that my bad first date story involved a date that never took place. I met this girl from class who seemed really nice and mellow, etc. So we exchange numbers and make plans to go out on Saturday night. She calls me up and tells me that her and her roomate went out horseback riding and her roomate was pregnant and she fell off the horse and had a miscarraige. She couldn't go out with me cause she had to stay and console her distraught roomate. Seriously what a terrible excuse to cancel a date, I can't beleive this girl was so stupid she would think I would fall for that story. What pregnant woman goes horseback riding???

I'll tell the best first date story later on................. :cool:

[wordsmith]

I don't think I've ever had a bad first date. The only really bad date I've ever had was actually a second date.

[shimmer728]

Hmmmm, well, I think the worst first date was the time I went out with this cop. Someone I worked with at the time fixed us up because we were "so perfect" for each other, even though he lived more than two hours away from me (OK, my BF now lives two hours away, but with him it's different. ;)) So I drove all this way to meet this guy, and it was clear he was less than excited to meet me. For one thing, he was already seeing someone else, and he talked to her like three times on his cell while we were out together. Awesome!

He also took me to some sort of house gathering (there were like four people there, so it's not like it was a party) where I knew no one and he ignored me.......same story for the bar we went to afterwards. And despite the fact that he drove a BMW, he implied that I was a rich bitch by commenting on my nice clothes and jewelry. WTF was wrong with him? Loser.

[WeirdBrake]

I had a bad "date that never happened" story, now immortalized on pages 221-222 of The Quarterlifer's Companion by Abby Wilner and Catherine Stocker. ;) I met up with this girl who had seen my online profile and had contacted me. Our plan was to walk around this area with lots of stores and shops and then go to dinner nearby. Well, the dinner never happened. At some point in the conversation, I made the mistake of asking what she had to do to get into her sorority (she was out of college and still talked endlessly about her sorority; and it was one of those really stupid-sounding ones, too.... the kind that sounds goofy because it has two of the same Greek letters in a row, like Sigma Sigma something, or something Sigma Sigma, or whatever... but I digress). She got all weird and silent, formed a tight smile, and didn't respond. I dropped the subject. A half hour later, as we were going to go to dinner, she starts in about rude it was for me to ask her that question, and she has to go because her toe is hurting and her grandmother is sick (!!!) and then she actually said to me, "MAYBE you can try calling me in a few days after I've cooled off." (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

I believe Poe lyrics sum it up best: "Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being."

[old_school_soul]

Years ago I met this girl at a bar, and we exchanged numbers.. Maybe a week or to later she stopped over to my place to meet up and go somewhere.

Well as soon as she got itn, she said she had to pee. And boy did she mean it. Homegirl peed for like 3 minutes straight. I never knew the body could hold that much piss. And know I wasn't listening on purpose, just sitting on the couch!

Anyhow, at some point I'm kissing her and say something like "I'd love to kiss your boobs" and then she gets up and leaves! Never heard from her again. LOL. That was awesome! I can't believe I said anything like that. I was dumb & young. These days, I just go for it.

[Angyl]

Years ago I met this girl at a bar, and we exchanged numbers.. Maybe a week or to later she stopped over to my place to meet up and go somewhere.

Well as soon as she got itn, she said she had to pee. And boy did she mean it. Homegirl peed for like 3 minutes straight. I never knew the body could hold that much piss. And know I wasn't listening on purpose, just sitting on the couch!

Anyhow, at some point I'm kissing her and say something like "I'd love to kiss your boobs" and then she gets up and leaves! Never heard from her again. LOL. That was awesome! I can't believe I said anything like that. I was dumb & young. These days, I just go for it.


"I'd love to kiss your boobs?"

Man, I hope your game has gotten better, homie.

[old_school_soul]

"I'd love to kiss your boobs?"

Man, I hope your game has gotten better, homie.

What part of "These days, I just go for it" don't you understand? You better cover your boobs next time I'm in your town.

[Angyl]

What part of "These days, I just go for it" don't you understand? You better cover your boobs next time I'm in your town.

I'm pretty sure I always cover my boobs. Unless of course, I'm in the shower. Or getting it on.

[mishl982]

What part of "These days, I just go for it" don't you understand? You better cover your boobs next time I'm in your town.
Yikes. I think GMODC, Bio, WinterStorm and I better make sure we're covered up for whenever the next meetup is!!

[Perplexed00]

On my worst first date my date told me that he was divorced, dishonorably discharged from the army, and suicidal he was 24......

[Cole]

Hm... I had one date take me out to dinner at DENNY'S. Whoo. Funny thing was, he's a guy I actually really liked, but neither of us ate out often enough to know of any good restaurants, so as soon as he saw it he just kind of pulled in to the lot by default. Ew.

Then there was the date I met online and within the space of a veggie burger I knew that he grew weed, had JUST broken up with his first serious girlfriend (of two years) who was a nymphomaniac, and that he liked to hang out on nude beaches. And he didn't try to flirt with me, ask questions, or anything all night. Hey buddy... way not to get a second date. (except that somehow he did. Can I claim young and stupid?)

Okay that's all I can think of right now. The rest of my first dates were pretty typical and uninteresting.

[wordsmith]

Yeah...I've had boring, but not much that's full-blown "bad."

[old_school_soul]

I forgot about the girl I had a date with.. I went to pick her up (she was living with her folks) and I went inside and said "hi" to the folks. She then opened the front door and closed it (we were still inside) to trick the parents into thinking that we left. She grabbed my hand and tiptoed to the basement. Turns out there was a Jacuzzi in the basement.. She takes off her clothes and has on a blue bikini, and this chick is ready to get it on.. I got a little weirded out (her parents were right upstairs), ran up the stairs, and bolted out the door. She was really hot too, I coulda had some fun, it's too bad her parents were home!

[Raquel]

My worst date again never happened like everyone else I was dating this one guy for like 2 months. This guy was suppose to take me out to eat and he told me that if he couldn't make it he would call. He never showed up and he never called. I tried calling him on his cell phone and he never answered. The weekend went by and he called me Monday morning. I said, "You were suppose to take me out this weekend and you never called me." He said, "I'm sorry I was in jail over the weekend, I hit a guy." I don't know the system so I asked him, "So, what are you going to have to do, go to court and do some time." He said, "No, they'll just count as a misdameanor." He said it like he knew the sytem so I asked him how many times he has been to jail. He said, "5 or 6 times 4 of those times were for misdameanors the last time was for attempted murder." I couldn't believe i was dating someone that has the capacity to murder another person.

The best date I had was when me and my ex-boyfriend just revealed that we liked each other and this was when he and I lived on campus. We walked around on campus in deep conversation to watch the sunset and then the whole night we were in such deep conversation that we watched the sunrise. It was romantic nobody was on campus because it was the weekend. It was beautiful.

[ledzeppelinfan1]

The worst date I ever had was when I was living in Boulder, CO dating a college freshman who attented CU. So, this girl and I had been seeing eachother for a few weeks and made plans to get together on a Friday night. So I pick her up and much to my chagrin, it is now a DOUBLE date. Something which I was not prepared for, experienced with, or honestly interested in. In addition to this, the couple we were hangin' with was kinda of snooty...ya know, on a double date you should make an effort to be sociable with the other couple, even if you only know one of them, try to include the newbie...which in this case was me. So after the miserable time we had having coffee...she (my date) had made plans to go back to her place and make cookies. :neutral: Fun. So being that we lived really close to one another in the same complex I took the opportunity once we arrived back at the apartments to go put my clothes in the dryer that were waiting in the laundry room.

This is where things got sticky...

On the way over I noticed that my roommates and neighbors were hangin' out carvin' pumpkins and drinkin' so naturally, seeking refuge, I drop by. I couldn't resist telling them about how poorly the date was going and how the plans sucked and my date was being a bitch...so naturally...I resorted to alcolhol to get me through. Upon arriving back at my dates place, I was fucked up...big time. Went on about telling her how miserable I was and just didn't want to see her anymore. But I did it in a funny way...

even her own friends (roommates) were laughing. Good times.

[computer guy]

(Names where omitted to protect the innocent.)

First I have to take you back to my HS days. I was about 15, I think. I went to a small school and knew who everyone in my grade was. There was this girl that I had had a crush on over the years but, I never really did anything about it. We talked but never started "going out."

Our small school was having homecoming, the only social of the year. This was sorta like prom for other schools I guess, except that it was open to the entire high school. Anyways, I finally ask her to go and, we agreed to go as friends. My other friend was going as an escort to the class princess so we were putting together a group. The plan was to meet at someone's house and ride over in a limo.

Well, after I arrived at my friend's house to meet and go in the limo, I start looking around to see who is there. Well, my date comes over and ask me how she looks, I don't remember what I said, but I know my body language was a little on the cold side, my brain was saying "You look great but, you're not my date." Yep, you just read that correctly, I didn't recognize my own date. In fact, I thought we were leaving with out her.

Well, my senses came together as we were riding over, but it was too late, the damage had been done. I sat next to my friend who was escorting the class princess, I don't remember who was on my other side, but it wasn't my date. She sat on the opposite side of the 10 person round table.

My frustration boiled over after the homecoming formal and I tried to hit my friend b/c of how things were going at the restaurant we went to for "better food." Thankfully, I think he knew I was frustrated.

For the remaining two homecomings I didn't bother to ask anyone to go. I went with my friends and had a good time, but I didn't ask a girl to go with me. In fact, the following years, I was in the student government and required to participate in the entertainment.

It took me about two years to recover from that fiasco and in my senior year, I started to date a girl who attended a much larger high school. We went to her prom. This time, I made sure to tell her that she looked good. That date was much better than the afore mentioned homecoming date.

[ledzeppelinfan1]

(Names where omitted to protect the innocent.)

First I have to take you back to my HS days. I was about 15, I think. I went to a small school and knew who everyone in my grade was. There was this girl that I had had a crush on over the years but, I never really did anything about it. We talked but never started "going out."

Our small school was having homecoming, the only social of the year. This was sorta like prom for other schools I guess, except that it was open to the entire high school. Anyways, I finally ask her to go and, we agreed to go as friends. My other friend was going as an escort to the class princess so we were putting together a group. The plan was to meet at someone's house and ride over in a limo.

Well, after I arrived at my friend's house to meet and go in the limo, I start looking around to see who is there. Well, my date comes over and ask me how she looks, I don't remember what I said, but I know my body language was a little on the cold side, my brain was saying "You look great but, you're not my date." Yep, you just read that correctly, I didn't recognize my own date. In fact, I thought we were leaving with out her.

Well, my senses came together as we were riding over, but it was too late, the damage had been done. I sat next to my friend who was escorting the class princess, I don't remember who was on my other side, but it wasn't my date. She sat on the opposite side of the 10 person round table.

My frustration boiled over after the homecoming formal and I tried to hit my friend b/c of how things were going at the restaurant we went to for "better food." Thankfully, I think he knew I was frustrated.

For the remaining two homecomings I didn't bother to ask anyone to go. I went with my friends and had a good time, but I didn't ask a girl to go with me. In fact, the following years, I was in the student government and required to participate in the entertainment.

It took me about two years to recover from that fiasco and in my senior year, I started to date a girl who attended a much larger high school. We went to her prom. This time, I made sure to tell her that she looked good. That date was much better than the afore mentioned homecoming date.

Man, you bombed big time. Ha. ;)

[computer guy]

Man, you bombed big time. Ha. ;)
Yeah, but the good thing is that I bounced back, I look back at the story and laugh.

[ledzeppelinfan1]

Yeah, but the good thing is that I bounced back, I look back at the story and laugh.

Sometimes...well, most of the time, thats all we can hope for.

:cool: