Personal Dilema.

[meatwad]

I have a problem and I'm hoping someone on the forum has been going through the same type of problem and can offer me some advice. There's this goat I want to fuck, but I don't know if I should. I mean, it's a REALLY beautiful goat, but I don't know if the goat actually likes me or not. So, a) How do I found out if the goat likes me, and b) Is it wrong to just fuck the goat anyway. Thanks in advance.

[Morgan81]

Peanut butter on the junk.... works every time. :cool:

[lonestar]

take it out to dinner first...maybe a movie...

nothing's free anymore.

[BadKitty]

chickens are less high-maintenance... and they are softer too.

[blueyes]

Wait, wait - did you ask the goat's father first?

[mishl982]

I love it! :twisted:

Maybe you should talk to the goat's lady friends to get the scoop of whether she likes you or not.

And if all else fails, just get a few drinks in her and go at it.

[GMODC2]

Meatwad, well, you can't really find out if the goat really likes you or not, cause the goat can't talk.

Which brings me to my next point: Just give that goat a hot dicking and get it out of your system. Even if the goat doesn't like you, you can't be convicted of rape because an animal that can't talk can't say "no".

The nice thing about goats is there's no strain of HIV in the equuine/bovine families, so even if the condom broke, you'd probably still be OK.

[lonestar]

Yeah no AIDS diet for you!

[mishl982]

That is... assuming this is a lady goat. :eek:

[lonestar]

yeah aren't goats men and lambs girls?

[blueyes]

What I'd like to know is how Meat's going to handle the creepy goat eyes.

Goats seriously have the creepiest eyes. Ever.

[GMODC2]

That is... assuming this is a lady goat. :eek:

Goats still have assholes. Meatwad seems more likely to pound butt than to take it in the butt.

[blueyes]

yeah aren't goats men and lambs girls?
No, dude. Two different hoofed mammals...

goats are goats.
lambs are baby sheep.

[GMODC2]

yeah aren't goats men and lambs girls?

Um, they're whole different animals.

Goats refer to all goats. A baby goat is a kid.

Lambs refer to baby sheep.

[J-girl]

((((MEATWAD)))

I feel your pain :(

[lonestar]

so its not like dogs (boys) and cats (girls), then...

[cheshrcarol]

I seriously hope that clicking on this thread at work doesn't come back to bit me in the ass* ;).


*pun intended

[winneythepooh7]

I think that you should bring your goat to your therapy appointment for couples counseling. No make that sex therapy. The sex therapist can teach you both some pointers.

[wordsmith]

Goats make really good friends with benefits, I hear.

[GMODC2]

Goats make really good friends with benefits, I hear.
But they don't tend to be the FWBs who turn around and marry you. :(

[mishl982]

But they don't tend to be the FWBs with benefits who turn around and marry you. :(
What? You mean they don't?!?!?

[labrat2111]

I love this thread. It's gotta be one of the funniest ones I've seen in a long time considering all our topics lately :D

[GMODC2]

What? You mean they don't?!?!?

You'd be suprised, since most FWBs with benefits in any other species do that. But nope, goats and nothing in the feline family will ever marry you if you become their FWB.

[blueyes]

Well, there might be some benefits...I mean, if the goat's got a kid, Meat can have an unlimited supply of goat milk.

But he really ought to look into how sharp the goat's baby daddy's horns are...that could require some serious stitches if Meat gets caught...

[biodork]

Meatwad, well, you can't really find out if the goat really likes you or not, cause the goat can't talk.

Which brings me to my next point: Just give that goat a hot dicking and get it out of your system. Even if the goat doesn't like you, you can't be convicted of rape because an animal that can't talk can't say "no".

The nice thing about goats is there's no strain of HIV in the equuine/bovine families, so even if the condom broke, you'd probably still be OK.
Ok Kelly you did this on purpose to make me stop my lurking didn't you :D

How bout having some HICKORY SMOKED HORSE BUTTHOLES from a cup?

[mishl982]

You might want to watch out, Meat. Goat might see your relationship to be more than it is. Goat might start hinting that he/she/it loves you and why you won't commit.

So I say, hit it then quit it, or stay away. Because if you sleep with Goat more than once it might think you're into it. :p

[meatwad]

Um, they're whole different animals.

Goats refer to all goats. A baby goat is a kid.

Lambs refer to baby sheep.

Does it make me a pedophile if I fuck a kid?

[BadKitty]

Does it make me a pedophile if I fuck a kid?


Not if it makes you feel good - why attach such ugly names to a natural urge?

[Skyblade]

Maybe if you blow the goat first, he/she might be more inclined to sleep with you. Tit for tat as I always say.

[lawya girl]

LMAO

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[meatwad]

Nothing like suckling a goat's teet to initiate foreplay.

[Kitty]

Wow, that's a tough one. Can you have a heart to heart w/ your goat?

[Winter Storm]

I say go for it. Life's too short. I'd skip on videotaping it though, it may end up on the internet later.

[meatwad]

Gotta watch out for the billygoats. They're horney.

[coll214]

LMFAO... this is too much. :p

[TheBeve]

Peanut butter on the junk.... works every time. :cool:
<Road Trip>But it's not cheating because it's your goat!</Road Trip>