sentence game

[uscuba2]

Pick the month you were born:

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White----------because I'm cool like that
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm just wierd.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I cant control myself


I had lunch with a Mexican because I'm sexy and I do what I want. Kinda of Ironic since I did have lunch with a mexican girl today.

[yankeeyosh]

I smoked Chuck Norris because I was drunk :)

[PenforPrez]

I smoked a spoon because I'm cool like that.

Mine sucks. I just feel sorry for anybody born on April 19! :p

[yankeeyosh]

I smoked a spoon because I'm cool like that.

Mine sucks. I just feel sorry for anybody born on April 19! :p

Actually, it would be "I dry humped a spoon because I'm cool like that"...smoked is for us Marchies! :)

[cheshrcarol]

I smoked a baseball hat because I'm sexy and I do what I want.


LOL, sounds good to me.

[PenforPrez]

Actually, it would be "I dry humped a spoon because I'm cool like that"...smoked is for us Marchies! :)

No, I was born March 18, mine's right. April 19 would be "I dry humped myself. . . ." I was just pointing that out. Dry humping oneself sounds dangerous. :rolleyes:

I find it ironic that us Marchies would have "smoked." I don't smoke at all. . .I just steam at the temples a little sometimes! :p

Paul

[yankeeyosh]

No, I was born March 18, mine's right. April 19 would be "I dry humped myself. . . ." I was just pointing that out. Dry humping oneself sounds dangerous. :rolleyes:

I find it ironic that us Marchies would have "smoked." I don't smoke at all. . .I just steam at the temples a little sometimes! :p

Paul

oh whoops...you're right.

And yea, dry humping oneself isn't pleasant from how it sounds.

[ugarachel82]

I kicked a gangster because I was high.

Ok, that's just silly. :huge:

[wordsmith]

I kicked a football player, because that's how I roll.

Sounds about right to me. :huge:

[flesh_gordon]

glad I was born in december and not april...

I ran over a goat because I was drunk... rather than... I dry humped a goat because I was drunk :D

[allie1105]

i smoked a mexican because i'm weird.


interesting game...

[dengeist]

I ran over a spoon because I'm cool like that?

[lonestar]

I had lunch with a Mexican because that's how I roll.

August 5th Black.

[enigma]

I loved my brother because I am NOT a homosexual...

:rolleyes:

[steph78]

I dry humped a permanent marker because I was high.

Man, what an embarassing mess that would be!

[twentity]

I choked on a phone because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

[blueyes]

I smoked a birdbath because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Um... :neutral:

[MetFanL]

I did the Macarena with a football player because that's how I roll.

[LakeJay]

I do my thing depending on the day. Like yesterday:
I did the Macarena with a monster because I'm a ninja.

Today:
I did the Macarena with a monster because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

[tina1979]

I danced with a mexican because thats how I roll

[astronaut83]

I dry humped my best friend's boyfriend because I'm a ninja.

Nice.

[bleepbloop]

I smoked a banana because I'm sexy and I do what I want... HAHAH i love this game!

[Kitty]

I dry humped a football player because I hate myself.

[fuzmiq]

I smoked your mom because I'm cool like that.

[Airwaverider]

I ran over a spoon 'cause thats how I roll.....

Yeah, fucken oath, I live on the edge.. :huge:

[and1grad]

I dry humped a football player because I hate myself.
Out of all of these, this one killed me. Hilarious.

I sang to a llama because I'm a ninja.

[Apollonian]

I sang to myself because I was drunk.

Been there!

[RealDeal]

I wish I was drunk...

[Starsailor]

I loved your mom because I hate my family.

Aww, that's not a very fun one!