do you have the work virus?

[weary]

got this on email from a friend.

maybe should've posted this under the "play" forum, but i thought those of us hating our jobs or viewing "work" threads to commiserate w/ others as miserable as ourselves could use the laugh more...

enjoy!
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There is a new virus circulating. It is called "WORK."

If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, or from anyone else, do not touch it under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life completely.

If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, take two friends and go straight to the nearest bar. Order drinks immediately and after three rounds, you will find that WORK has been completely deleted from your brain.

If you don't drink, try a Hot Fudge Brownie Supreme Sundae! Chocolate is a good substitute!

Forward this virus warning immediately to at least five friends.

Should you realize you do not have five friends, this means; you are already infected by this virus and WORK already controls your life. If this is the case, go to the nearest bar and stay until you make at least five friends.

I think I have five friends, but I am not entirely positive, so I'm headed for the bar anyway...it never hurts to be safe.

[RealChic1999]

Hysterical! I needed that. :huge: That's exactly how I see work...as a viral plague!!

[Empressallie]

That's exactly how I see work...as a viral plague!!

HA! I so needed that this week.

[mrspruitt]

Haha! :huge: That's fantastic! I needed a good laugh! :huge:

[spiritedaway]

Oh yeah, I got this from a friend about a year ago. I thought it was funny too.

Then I noticed that he only forwarded to me (just me), so I also thought, wow, oh among all his friends, I am probably the workaholic one.

[mrspruitt]

Oh how sad! :) Hehe. I must right there with you though. :) Everyone tells me work is my life. :(