Article: 911 call for 'cute' deputy gets woman arrested

[PenforPrez]

This is one of the most hilarious news items I've seen in a long time.

911 call for 'cute' deputy gets woman arrested
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/07/14/911.misuse.ap/index.html

My thinking is this woman needs a date. Or a vibrator. I'm not sure which. :huge:

Paul

[spokes]

hi, my name is lorna and i am an idiot.

[group to lorna] " hi lorna"

what an effing retard.........

[bluup10]

This is one of the most hilarious news items I've seen in a long time.

911 call for 'cute' deputy gets woman arrested
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/07/14/911.misuse.ap/index.html

My thinking is this woman needs a date. Or a vibrator. I'm not sure which. :huge:

Paul

I'm thinking America needs a life. Why waste their precious taxes on sending this
woman to jail? WTF?
I'm F*cking proud to say this will NEVER happen in backwards SA. :googly:

[Shenanigans?]

the video was kind of funny.

The cop said, "That's taking up valuable time from dispatchers who could be taking true emergency calls." I really don't think that Aloha, Oregon really has that big of a need for emergency calls. Plus, cops do things on the job that they shouldn't be doing all the time.

[old_school_soul]

I'm thinking America needs a life. Why waste their precious taxes on sending this
woman to jail? WTF?
I'm F*cking proud to say this will NEVER happen in backwards SA. :googly:

There's no such thing as precious tax dollars in the US.

[KeepRockin]

Hahaha...... :huge: Lorna's not so smart.

I've seen some cute law enforcers, but I would never call 911 to get their names and pass on my phone number!!!!!!!

[Shenanigans?]

What if the cop went back to the lady's house and they hit it off? Then a year later they got married. It would be all over the news for a day and someone would turn it into a terrible movie.

[PenforPrez]

What if the cop went back to the lady's house and they hit it off? Then a year later they got married. It would be all over the news for a day and someone would turn it into a terrible movie.

Somehow, I suspect the woman had something a lot more short term in mind. :razz:

Paul

[Shenanigans?]

There is nothing short about a night-stick :eek:

[PenforPrez]

There is nothing short about a night-stick :eek:

"I've got some *doughnuts* in the bedroom!"

Seriously, the woman was sexually repressed, you could tell.

Paul

[KeepRockin]

What if the cop went back to the lady's house and they hit it off? Then a year later they got married. It would be all over the news for a day and someone would turn it into a terrible movie.
...or a bad porno. :rolleyes:

[shimma]

I'm thinking America needs a life. Why waste their precious taxes on sending this
woman to jail? WTF?
I'm F*cking proud to say this will NEVER happen in backwards SA. :googly:

You're right. We should also stop wasting our precious tax dollars on foreign aid. Except the second your or any other country in the world has a teeny little hurricane or something, you'll all be looking to the US with palms outstretched.

Maybe this country does have its problems, but at least we stopped institutionalizing racism 20 years before you guys did, not to mention in our culture you need a woman's consent to have sex with her, which would explain why our HIV infection rate is a miniscule fraction of yours, so we must be doing something right.

[Shenanigans?]

...or a bad porno. :rolleyes:

By "bad" porno, I'm going to assume you mean "soft-core."
or ugly chicks