Fav Quotes to life

[ron australia]

the greatest glory in living lies not in never falling but
rising :) every time we fall.. Nelson Mandela

[Starsailor]

Dream like you'll live forever, live like you'll die today. ~ James Dean

[lonestar]

"No Way. Alright! WE LANDED ON THE MOON!" - Lloyd Christmas

[spokes]

if you want to leave your mark in the sands of time - wear work boots.

leaves of three let it be, leaves of four eat some more - homer simpson

[lonestar]

avoid the noid. he ruins pizzas.

[meatwad]

"Cute cat, what's his name?"
"Annoying Customer."

[lonestar]

"Cute cat, what's his name?"
"Annoying Customer."

I wasn't even supposed to be here today!

Is the sequel any good?

"Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. You've been busted, you've lost your qualifications as section leader three times, put in hack twice by me, with a history of high speed passes over five air control towers, and one admiral's daughter!"

[meatwad]

Dante - "Julie Dwyer died."
Randal - "Wasn't she one of the illustrious twelve?"
Dante - "Number six."
Randal - "You've had sex with a dead person."
Dante - "I've gotta go to the funeral!"
Randal - "Who's going to watch the store?"
Dante - "I was hoping you would."
Randal - "Did it ever occur to you that I might be berieved as well?"
Dante - "You hardly knew her!"
Randal - "So? Do you know how many people are going to be there? All of her old friends and classmates to say the least."
Dante - "BUT YOU HATE PEOPLE!"
Randal - "BUT, I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?"

LATER....

Dante - "I can't believe you did that!"
Randal - "What? I was just leaning on it."
Dante - "YOU KNOCKED THE CASKET OVER!"
Randal - "So."
Dante - "HER FUCKING BODY FELL OUT!!!"
Randal - "And? I put her back in. Besides, she's dead. It's not like it matters if she breaks anything."

[gymgurl]

more advice then quote but:

"Everything happens for a reason, and even though we may not understand why bad things happen, it all works out in the end. One door closes so another can open. Every bad experience, every happy moment leads us on the path we are meant to be on."

[Winter Storm]

I'll have the roast duck...with the mango salsa- Geico caveman
"And I dont have much of an appetite, thank you"- disgruntled Geico caveman, with piercing glare.

[lonestar]

I'll have the roast duck...with the mango salsa- Geico caveman
"And I dont have much of an appetite, thank you"- disgruntled Geico caveman, with piercing glare.

Love this commercial. "Yeah, next time how about doing a little research."

I love the "Tiny House" Geico ads too.

[meatwad]

"With great power, comes great responsibility." -Ben Parker
"There's one thing I do know son, and that is you are here for a reason. And it's not to score touchdowns." -Johnathan Kent.

[Winter Storm]

Love this commercial. "Yeah, next time how about doing a little research."

Me and my friends got into a whole conversation about those commercials the other day. We were cracking up talking about it. I love those cavemen. :huge:

[lonestar]

I love the one in the airport where he is on the people mover...and he has the tennis racket bag, and he's got the preppy get-up.

I also love when they have Burt Bacharach singing "I got hit in the rear...the one that licks his eyeball...I hope I don't get hit in the REEAARRRR AGAINN...." because he makes that line so good.

[Winter Storm]

I love the one in the airport where he is on the people mover...and he has the tennis racket bag, and he's got the preppy get-up.

No, I love the apology dinner. One guy has the whole Miami Vice getup on with a pink shirt and sunglasses on his head (the mango salsa orderer). And I just love how the other one refuses to eat. I swear I was in tears talking about this the other day.

One of my friends said their probabaly a guy, metrosexual caveman couple!

[lonestar]

the apology dinner is classic. I would love to go to a restaurant that actually serves "roast duck with the mango salsa" just so I could say that to the waiter...

[Winter Storm]

the apology dinner is classic. I would love to go to a restaurant that actually serves "roast duck with the mango salsa" just so I could say that to the waiter...

That's exactly what I did, started the whole conversation!

They didn't have roast duck, BTW, I just wanted to say it.

[SunDevil]

"I predicted the coming Roomba insurrection. Start stockpiling ammunition now, because it's only a matter of time before those evil little circular dust busters figure out that the best way to keep the house clean is to dispose of the filthy flesh-bags that make it messy in the first place."

http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20060924-7816.html

Not quite Nelson Mandela, but it might be if AI doesn't quite work the way we want it to.