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crystal_dance
10-08-2006, 04:01 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

who the fuck does that? what sick minded twit would aim and miss... their crap?! i dont care how drunk you are. you CAN'T shit/smudge up the bathroom floor and leave it that way!!! there are smudge marks all over the floor from the sink to the tub!!!

he's not in right now but when he gets back he's gonna get it.bad.arghhhhhhhhhhhhh
winneythepooh7
10-08-2006, 04:08 PM
That's disgusting. Rude, inconsiderate and extremely immature.
MollyMe
10-08-2006, 04:49 PM
That's gross.
Fashionista
10-08-2006, 05:23 PM
how do you get so drunk you take a dump on the bathroom floor? :eek: that is beyond disgusting
pisces2473
10-08-2006, 07:24 PM
How does one smudge poop on the floor, etc? That's so nasty. Sorry to hear about this incident. Ugh.
Krishna
10-08-2006, 07:54 PM
Wait. If it was only smudges, that means he was coherant enough to clean up some of it...wft? Why didnt he just clean all the way then?!
outside the box
10-08-2006, 07:57 PM
better yet, how do you get your roomate to admit to it without putting him/her on the defensive. Disgusting yes, inconsiderate yes, but you need a plan to get your roomate to confess without really asking. good luck... I am assuming you won't run a DNA test.
stonemonkey
10-08-2006, 08:04 PM
Nah, skid marks on the floor ain't cool. Hell, skid marks in the bowl is already pushing it.
wordsmith
10-08-2006, 08:37 PM
The fuck? Is there any possibility it could be, like, dog crap from a shoe, or something? I can't imagine getting shit on the floor any other way.
asm198
10-08-2006, 08:41 PM
Is your roommate one that hasn't realized that you place the most offensive of potential 'output' zones on the toilet and the other in a trashcan? Perhaps they need to be taugh this essential knowledge...
stonemonkey
10-08-2006, 08:42 PM
But if he just stepped in crap and it came off his shoe, then he would have left marks all over the place, not just the bathroom.
meatwad
10-08-2006, 09:13 PM
Is it possible he proposed to his girlfriend in the shower and accidentally forgot to put a diaper on Engagement Monkey?
Kitty
10-08-2006, 09:33 PM
Umm...how drunk was he?
SpaceMonkey
10-08-2006, 10:06 PM
That is so bizarre and disgusting.
old_school_soul
10-08-2006, 10:51 PM
You sure it was poo? Not chocolate? It would be fun to smear some chocolate on his TV, just to see what happens.
yankeeyosh
10-08-2006, 11:02 PM
Sure it wasn't Mr. Hankey, showing up 2 months early?

Still...gross!!!!
spokes
10-09-2006, 01:32 AM
it's funny because it did not happen to me.

anyways i reserve judgement until i get the full story.
29 forever
10-09-2006, 02:31 AM
lawl

This thread made me laugh!

Make 'em clean it!!!
Brillo25
10-09-2006, 04:03 AM
Did he go with Classic Brown or Nut n' Corn Crunch?

(Southpark reference, my apologies if you haven't seen that one :huge: )
meatwad
10-09-2006, 10:13 AM
Just rub his nose in it and then smack him with a rolled up newspaper.
crystal_dance
10-09-2006, 12:51 PM
So... he got back home late last night. I felt like yelling but then he'd just get defensive. Anyway, I asked him to clean the bathroom and he just looked at me blankly and said "it's your turn dude." WTF!!! so then I ripped him apart. He said that he didn't know anything about the stains. That's funny, because only 2 of us use that bathroom and I'm pretty sure I wasn't playing hockey with my turds in there. Anyway, he finally agreed to do something about it. This morning I anxiously went to the bathroom and it was clean. But now I'm psyched. How messed up is this guy?!
sundaycomics
10-09-2006, 12:55 PM
Now I'm afraid that somehow he didn't notice it. Even more disturbing if that's the case.
wordsmith
10-09-2006, 02:34 PM
He was probably just brazening it out, rather than say, "Oh, yeah, I skidded my ass across the linoleum without wiping the other night...I kinda remember it..."
Winter Storm
10-09-2006, 02:43 PM
Seriously, you gotta say something. There's no way I could let that go.
Kitty
10-09-2006, 07:24 PM
because only 2 of us use that bathroom and I'm pretty sure I wasn't playing hockey with my turds in there.

LOL!!!

extraletters
ocean24
10-16-2006, 11:26 PM
Ewww, sounds like you'll have to put newspapers down...
Way to let him have it though! No excuse for that.
Musicvixen24
10-26-2006, 03:48 PM
eewwwww that's the grossest thing i've ever heard
EmberMae
10-26-2006, 04:13 PM
I'm so glad to be done with roommates. Hopefully forever.
shimma
10-27-2006, 12:29 PM
That's foul.

Wonder how he did that, it sounds kind of like something you'd have to do on purpose...
tina1979
10-27-2006, 12:32 PM
ok... I was "thats just gross" until I read Brillo's and Meat's last comments. Now I can't stop laughing.
spokes
10-29-2006, 01:08 AM
He said that he didn't know anything about the stains.

wtf - it's not rocket surgery - it's a shit stain on the floor.

this guy must ask the same question at work each day "would you like to super size your fries"
g8ergal83
11-20-2006, 01:29 AM
ugh! i'd be locking my door from now on in case he gets the urge to go elsewhere... i really like the idea of smearing chocolate on his tv.. or on his sheets... or on his desk chair... hehe

good luck!
BLK95TA
11-20-2006, 01:54 AM
damn, thats shitty


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