things to do when

[justin]

you have nothing to do in the office?? any good ideas

[CTGirl]

lol, welcome to my world. Here's some of the stuff I do:

-look for a new job
-post here
-jigzone.com
-read the news
-watch music videos

[azdiva]

I listent to stand up comedy on listentoamovie.com

A little Eddie Murphy "Raw" always makes the day go by.

[justin]

we used to play this game that we found on the internet...it was fun untel someone actualy called the IT office and then well yeah...

ONE-POINT DARE

1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.

2. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears
and grimace.

3. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,
"Sorry, I really prefer it this way".

4. Walk sideways to the photocopier.

5. While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors
open.

6. When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and
pretend it wasn't you.

7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..."

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected
sigh.

10. Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.



THREE-POINT DARES

1. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with
double-barrelled fingers.

2. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the
nozzle.

3. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

4. Every time you get an email, shout ''email''.

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got
over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. Keep hole punching your finger. Each time you do, shout, "dagnamit,
it's happened again!". Then do it again.

7. Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office bicycle". Then
wink and pout.

8. Call I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can't seem to access any
p*rnography web sites.



FIVE-POINT DARES

1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to
conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you
actually launch into it yourself).

2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with

growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Dave".

4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a
number two".

5. When you've picked up a call, before speaking finish off some fake
conversation with the words, ''she can abort it for all I care''.

6. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As
in: "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one hour.

7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and
mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"

8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my
witness, I'll never go hungry again!"

9. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do
you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

10. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit; smash
each biscuit with your fist.

11. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the
door.

12. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

13. Ask people what se x they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

14. Sign or pp all letters with your initials and a sw*stika.

15. Dry hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and cough
embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly, "I'll
see you tonight".

[allie1105]

MYSPACE. If you don't have one and you are bored, now is a great time to MAKE one. When do you think I had the time to make my myspace?

[MetFanL]

Some employers block myspace. and youtube. not. cool.

I've been playing on iTunes today. Who knew they had the soundtrack to "Free to be You and Me" on there? Good times. :)

[CityGal]

Listen to ITunes, Yahoo music or Z100.com
Look up grad school information.
Make doctor appts for myself-- this one def. makes you look busy bc you have to call someone up. Are all your vaccines up-to-date?
Go to the water cooler, make hot coco with the coffee machine, use the bathroom at least once an hour, go to the hole-in-the-wall across the street.
Check your email.
Start a blog.
IM everyone on your buddy list.
Post on QLC.
Pray for the day to go by fast....oh look it's 5 o'clock...the lord baby jesus was def. listening to my prayers. Yippee!!

[Krishna]

I have a sudoku book at work. I copy the puzzles onto another sheet of paper, so I dont write in the book. The great thing is, there are so many in the book that I can work all the way through, then start again at page 1, because I wont remember that one anymore! :razz:

[cache]

Let's see:

QLC

MSNBC, Yahoo news, USA Today + others..I read pretty much every article I can find...yes, I can tell you what's going on in Malaysia...or what new medicines have completed trials lately....just an interest

and I have been getting into Yahoo Answers. It's pretty funny some of the questions people ask, and even funnier some of the responses.

[CuranderaC]

Look busy. Then someone will give you something to do. People always go to the person who looks busy rather than the person with nothing to do.

[BlueEyedFunOne]

Spread a bunch of things around on your desk and open lots of meaningless documents on your computer...just to look busy. Works everytime!

Other than that, I usually pay bills/balance my checkbook, text my friends, visit my fav websites, drink lots of water (to get up and pee frequently), take your lunchbreak and go to WalMart/grocery store/mall, etc.