Analyze My Dream

[ValentineGirl]

I didn't know where else to put this, but I had the weirdest dream last night and I was hoping some of you dream analyzers could give me some feedback on this one:

Okay in my dream I had a crush on the actor Edward Norton, but in the dream I actually personllay knew him so I called him up and was talking to him and he wasn't really talking to me back. I started rambling about how I was going to get a new puppy and all this stuff. Suddenly I realized he had either hung up or the phone went dead. So, I was all embarrassed and stuff and I sought advice from a friend. That friend was Salma Hayek (all you celeb watchers know Salma and Ed used to date). So she tells me don't worry about it, it's not you he's got ADD.

Okay how weird am I, lol?

[CTGirl]

Sounds like you've been doing a bit too much celebrity-watching lately :p

[steve sperd]

Salma Hayak just married some rich guy I think. I felt bad because Ed Norton seems kind of nerdy like me so I was rooting for him to get such a great girl as her. Oh well.

[meatwad]

Do you have a desire to be famous?

[ValentineGirl]

Do you have a desire to be famous?


At one time I did, but I think that's just a fantasy. Honestly I couldn't live that life with the paparazzi and everything. But, I do have an interest in acting and I act here locally.

[redav]

I think you might hate your father and have issues with your mother. :p

But then again, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

[arrow]

Somewhat related question:

What's the deal with Selma Hayek? I know she's very pretty, but for a long time I thought she was just as pretty as any other hollywood actress. I thought it was cool that she did Frida but it never crossed my mind that she may be one of the hottest of the hotties. But now I meet so many guys that are in love with her. Guys, why is she different?

[and1grad]

She has this "I know I got it and that you want it" kinda confidence about her. Maybe her having dated Ed Norton makes her not seem so out of a regular joe's league also. I really dont know how to explain it. I mean, besides the incredible body and accent, of course.

[redav]

Somewhat related question:

What's the deal with Selma Hayek? I know she's very pretty, but for a long time I thought she was just as pretty as any other hollywood actress. I thought it was cool that she did Frida but it never crossed my mind that she may be one of the hottest of the hotties. But now I meet so many guys that are in love with her. Guys, why is she different?
I don't think she's all that. Hottie, sure, but not all that. Maybe it's because she has big boobies.

[meatwad]

I think you might hate your father and have issues with your mother. :p

But then again, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

She said Ed Norton not Bill Clinton.

[mishl982]

I think it has a lot to do with a hot body and exotic accent. And confidence.

Oh! And she's not annoying like most celebs are :)

[cache]

It sounds like a distorted version of that scene in Fight Club where Marla is on the phone with Ed Norton, and he just puts the phone down and she rambles on....

[Xander]

The actual people in dreams don't matter, but how you associate them to yourself does. Also, how you feel about a particular person in your dream, why you called the guy, why you were rambling, etc... all of that matters.

No one but yourself can tell you what your dream means, because we don't know the context (the "dream logic" that might not even make sense to your conscious self). Then to top that off, not all dreams have a meaning. But this one might if it compelled you to post.

And I don't even think Selma Hayek is all that hot... as in, if she was a normal person that I met somewhere, I'd be fairly indifferent, attraction-wise.

[and1grad]

I didn't know where else to put this, but I had the weirdest dream last night and I was hoping some of you dream analyzers could give me some feedback on this one:

Okay in my dream I had a crush on the actor Edward Norton, but in the dream I actually personllay knew him so I called him up and was talking to him and he wasn't really talking to me back. I started rambling about how I was going to get a new puppy and all this stuff. Suddenly I realized he had either hung up or the phone went dead. So, I was all embarrassed and stuff and I sought advice from a friend. That friend was Salma Hayek (all you celeb watchers know Salma and Ed used to date). So she tells me don't worry about it, it's not you he's got ADD.
Ok so here are my dream analysis questions for you:
What does Ed Norton represent to you? Fame?
Do you actually have a crush on Ed Norton?
Why did you call him? Besides puppies, what did you say?
Did he say anything and, if so, what?
Did u also call Salma or like run into her somewhere? (Do you remember her phone number? ;) )
Does she know about your crush on Ed?

[steve sperd]

And I don't even think Selma Hayek is all that hot... as in, if she was a normal person that I met somewhere, I'd be fairly indifferent, attraction-wise.
I'll have to go ahead and call BS. She is smoking.

[and1grad]

Heh. Are you sitting back on a couch biting on the end of the arm of your glasses looking at a file? Because you should be.
I dont like glasses...but other than that, yes.

[Wonder Woman]

I think you've been watching too much TV. This sounds just like one of those commercials where the call is dropped. lol. No idea what it means but made me laugh. Thanks I needed a good laugh.