Argggh.

[meatwad]

The most beautiful girl just came into the shop asking about getting some work done.

Me (with shit eating grin on my face): Hi! How can I help you?
Her: Well my boyfriend....

And then I'm really not sure what she said after that.

[halfbaked07]

ugh! That sucks!!

Look at the bright side.. Atleast you had some eye candy. I don't even get that unless I go out for lunch and happen to see some cute guy

[meatwad]

ugh! That sucks!!

Look at the bright side.. Atleast you had some eye candy. I don't even get that unless I go out for lunch and happen to see some cute guy

Haha. If only I were uber suave like Bruce Campbell in those Old Spice commercials.

Woman you want me, give me a sign
And catch my breathing even closer behind
Do-do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do

[shadeofgreen]

Her: Well my boyfriend....

And then I'm really not sure what she said after that.
Not gonna lie, that made me laugh. And I second the eye candy comment. I'm stuck in an office with the same damn middle aged women all day. The day they have guys come to wash the windows is like freaking Christmas.

[halfbaked07]

Lol... :)

[halfbaked07]

i am surrounded by women but the cube across from me is a 50-60 year old gentleman. SUPER nice guy, but hottie he is not.

[meatwad]

I work in a computer shop. You can imagine what I get to look at all day. lol. I almost miss the days when the previous owner's middle aged wife worked here. hahaha.

[WorkInProgress]

My hottie coworker is *finally* back in the office, after taking a couple weeks to move his family to the area. Don't worry, I'm just window shopping.

[meatwad]

My hottie coworker is *finally* back in the office, after taking a couple weeks to move his family to the area. Don't worry, I'm just window shopping.

Homewrecker!!!! lol

[WorkInProgress]

Homewrecker!!!! lol

NO, window shopper!

[meatwad]

NO, window shopper!

Sure, window shopping now. But just you wait. In case of an emergency, you won't hesitate to break that glass! :D

[halfbaked07]

hey!!! You can look at the menu.... you just can't order.

[meatwad]

hey!!! You can look at the menu.... you just can't order.

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave! :evil:

[WorkInProgress]

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave! :evil:

This is not Hotel California; I don't know what you're talking about.

[meatwad]

This is not Hotel California; I don't know what you're talking about.

Cause we talkin' it up, on the Barry Gibb taaaaaalk show.
Talkin' bout issues. Talkin' bout real important issues.

[halfbaked07]

trip to little rock to drop off the munchkin, then off to the bar tomorrow night and saturday night. not sure what i am doing other than sleeping saturday. sunday going back to LR to pick up the munchkin.

[meatwad]

Mystery of the vanishing post?

[WorkInProgress]

Mystery of the vanishing post?

I know, right?

[winneythepooh7]

Mystery of the vanishing post?

Thought this was the Friday thread, must've clicked on the wrong one!

[meatwad]

Winney is stealth like the ninja!!!:D

[Moon Gazing]

That girl should have never mentioned a b/f and got a discount from ya. lol

[vivo]

The most beautiful girl just came into the shop asking about getting some work done.

Me (with shit eating grin on my face): Hi! How can I help you?
Her: Well my boyfriend....

And then I'm really not sure what she said after that.

How were the bazooooooooms?:p

[meatwad]

How were the bazooooooooms?:p

Dude, this was weeks ago. Who cares. lol

[Moon Gazing]

Bored people care lol actually thats not true, I am bored and I dont care about bazoooms was it? I didnt even know they were called that, so next time I see a guy conversating with my chest I am going to say, "oh you must be a bazooms fan." hahaha ok thats was probably stupid but I entertained myself for a whole half minute there! :p

[SWMOchick]

There are a few cute guys at work. Supervision sucks sometimes. I work nights, so you'd figure work is going to be the main place I meet people. Yet, I can't date anyone that works my shift due to being a member of supervision. Catch 22. Oh well, at least I've got eye candy!

[SWMOchick]

Bored people care lol actually thats not true, I am bored and I dont care about bazoooms was it? I didnt even know they were called that, so next time I see a guy conversating with my chest I am going to say, "oh you must be a bazooms fan." hahaha ok thats was probably stupid but I entertained myself for a whole half minute there! :p
I hate it when it's obvious that they're doing that, but they don't think you notice. lol

[meatwad]

I hate it when it's obvious that they're doing that, but they don't think you notice. lol

If they're looking, then they must like them. :D

[SWMOchick]

If they're looking, then they must like them. :D
They're not bad, IMO. Still, talk to me, not my chest! :p

[Moon Gazing]

So if they stare at our bazooms then it is ok for us to stare at there bulge! lol :D

[vivo]

So if they stare at our bazooms then it is ok for us to stare at there bulge! lol :D
there arent many times when u can tell what the size is. plus it's generally not at "full" size:p

[meatwad]

So if they stare at our bazooms then it is ok for us to stare at there bulge! lol :D

Totally. But only if you like it. Otherwise it's rude. :D

[Moon Gazing]

It is still interesting to gaze at the bulge and they dont know if our size is real or not either. mwhahaha

[SWMOchick]

Totally. But only if you like it. Otherwise it's rude. :D
So, if a guy likes my bazooms, and I like his bulge, then what? ;):

[Moon Gazing]

So, if a guy likes my bazooms, and I like his bulge, then what? ;):

Then you play Sherlock Holmes and perform a thorough investigation.

[meatwad]

So, if a guy likes my bazooms, and I like his bulge, then what? ;):

Let him rub his bulge on your bazooms. It's the next logical progression.

[vivo]

So, if a guy likes my bazooms, and I like his bulge, then what? ;):
ask him is it real???
then ask would you like tohave dinner sometime?

[vivo]

So, if a guy likes my bazooms, and I like his bulge, then what? ;):
or skip dinner and do what people do when there is a mutual liking of bosoms and bulges

[and1grad]

Bored people care lol actually thats not true, I am bored and I dont care about bazoooms was it? I didnt even know they were called that, so next time I see a guy conversating with my chest I am going to say, "oh you must be a bazooms fan." hahaha ok thats was probably stupid but I entertained myself for a whole half minute there! :p
Were you wearing something that was a showcase for your "bazooms" tho? Cuz if youre wearing something that says "Hey, check these out" then you shouldnt be irritated if he's window shopping the confines of your chest plate. Just sayin.

Btw, maybe your chest is interesting such that he feels the need to include them in your conversation. Thats just being considerate. I mean...

[Moon Gazing]

Were you wearing something that was a showcase for your "bazooms" tho? Cuz if youre wearing something that says "Hey, check these out" then you shouldnt be irritated if he's window shopping the confines of your chest plate. Just sayin.

Btw, maybe your chest is interesting such that he feels the need to include them in your conversation. Thats just being considerate. I mean...


I never wear cleavage showing shirts, I am to self concious to put it out there like that and they will still look. Maybe they like the mystery of it?

[and1grad]

I never wear cleavage showing shirts, I am to self concious to put it out there like that and they will still look. Maybe they like the mystery of it?
Maybe. Doesnt everyone love a mystery? ;)