You cant make this stuff up......

[HDC80]

Alright.....whose ever had something happen to them that seems like something out of a movie or sit-com......one of those events that you just cant make up?

Well I had one of those last night. Im posting to start, and hope others will share their moments of funny.

I went to dinner with FF last night. Original plan was to get salads or sushi and sit on the beach and watch the sunset...traffic prevented this. Ugh.

So we ended up in this cute section of Providence by Brown. Found a cool Chinese food place, that was up a set of stairs....we get seated. Behind us is a large group of girls probably college kids.....dressed up (place wasnt that fancy) and taking tons of digital pics.
Lots of other patrons around, nothing really out of the ordinary.

We get our food we're catching up, in our own little world.

Then this guy starts to pass our table on the right very quickly, and it sounds like he poured a glass quickly on the floor...no no he PUKED, and it splashed on my naked flip flop wearing feet!

His friend comes over and apologizes. I ask, well is your buddy drunk or is it the swine flu?

Apparently they had been doing power hour with SCORPION BOWLS...idiots. No one in the place really knew what happened but FF, myself and the dudes buddies.

One of the girls dressed up from the table behind us literally walked right into the puddle and had no idea....which FF and I found hilarious when she looked down at what she had stepped in and still was clueless.

So my awesome cute dinner turned into barf on my feet. We're still laughing about it today thankfully I have an iron stomach...but really....you cant make this stuff up!

[KCboy]

reason number 479 that flip flops should never be worn away from the pool/beach/shower

[HDC80]

I love my flippy floppies!

first time Ive ever had grossness like that on my feet....and at least I can wash my feet...had it been sneakers it would have soaked up the stuff, thats so much more gross!

[winneythepooh7]

It's good you are so positive about that. If it was me, I would've been super-pissed.

[hoodie]

NASTY. Did you get to wash your feet/shoes??

[HDC80]

Whinny why would you have been super pissed?

at that point its already happened, all you can do is just clean up and move on so it doesnt ruin your entire night.
If someone did it on purpose though, yeah pissed.

Hoodie...grabbed a cloth napkin from the table, wiped off my feet, then dipped it in the table water to be a bit more clean.....and then kept on with our night.

Once I got home at 1am, lysol and hot water!

[winneythepooh7]

Hmmm, maybe because I think it's kinda gross to be thrown up on from a random stranger. :rolleyes:

[HDC80]

It has a gross factor yes, but to get pissed over it, seems a bit of an overreaction.

Funny to have started this thread...just had another one:

Woman calls up looking to find out why she cant see her account with the school...she's in collections, and well we cant talk about anything if an account has gone into collections.

She starts SCREAMING......we connect her to another office for more info....SCREAMS at them....they bounce her back to us because they cant help unless she is clear with us.....

MORE Screaming...then just said she is on her way here and it wont be pretty.

Called campus police, who are currently sitting in my office for when she arrives so they can escort her off.

Is it a full moon...really?!

[FishOutOfWater]

I wouldn't have been pissed, but I would've been annoyed and grossed out.

As an undergrad in college I was on a long bus ride back from Outdoor Orientation, and the girl sitting next to me started throwing up. Thankfully she missed me because I, on pure instinct, jumped away from her and found another seat in the back of the bus. I felt kind of bad after lots of other people on the trip stood there and helped her, especially since I was one of the upperclassmen leaders there who was supposed to be setting a good example. oh well, at least I didn't get vomited on!

[wordsmith]

Back in my mid-twenties, my best friend of 20+ years had her first real adult relationship flame out rather spectacularly, and she and I spent a lot of time out at dive bars shooting pool and singing karaoke, because it was a decent way to distract her from obsessively driving past the ex's house and that of the chick with whom he cheated. Until one night, when he and said chick came into one of our usual dives. Best friend proceeded to get absolutely hammered, and ended the night by projectile puking on my sandal-clad feet (thankfully not in view of dude and chick). But a twenty-plus year friendship can withstand a little regurgitated vodka and Red Bull on the pedi.

Besides, the one single time I've ever thrown up from drinking in my entire life, it was down the side of her car, so it all evens out.