BJ's for Peace

[Benwa]

I had another lightening flash about a new political movement. This rivals the shit bomb idea.

I got the idea after seeing Bill Clinton do some speech on C-SPAN. Lets make a rule where all major decisions in gov't can only be made after the participating members recieve a BJ! In the case of women participants, they would receive appropriate oral as well.

Here's the theory. After a release of sexual energy you are in sort of neutral state of clarity. All competitive dick swinging disappears. All negative emotion disappears and you become a satisfied and content human being. And isn't this the perfect time to make a decision. After a BJ you temporarily become an ideal human being. Maybe the leaders aren't making bad decisions because they are idiots, the are just in an insanely stressful environment.

There doesn't have to be infedelity. Spouses are encouraged to perform the duty. Or rather "Serve their country". I don't care how pious a politician proclaims to be, no one will refuse oral, so no argument from them. And there will also be a group of individuals highly trained as "linguistic arts specialists" to perform in cases of a politician who isn't married or one's whose spouse doesn't want to do it. If a male politician request a male "specialist" it is kept quiet(unless they vote anti-gay). Of course its imperative that the male specialist who performs on women is vigourously trained. Lets face it, its seldom a guy gets oral he isn't happy with. But with women its different. We can set up training camps featuring an exhaustive training course. Input from porn stars and whores is welcome, so now they won't feel shame, only patriotic pride in providing their expertise.

BJ's for Peace! BJ's for Peace! BJ's for Peace!

[and1grad]

Wow...can u imagine how many people would run for Senate?

[stonemonkey]

they'd have to call it an 'erection campaign'

(and thus ends my contribution to the politics forum)

[WeirdBrake]

they'd have to call it an 'erection campaign'

And the Pun of the Month Award goes to Stonemonkey. :cool:

I, for one, totally support the BJ's for Peace idea. Although it may be kind of... um.... "hard" to implement.

[kitalyn414]

this makes me think of that "mr. show" episode where a young lawyer is up for a job at a really big firm & the senior partners tell him that he can only get the job by giving them blow jobs. at first the young guy is confused & disgusted, but then he comes to learn that all legal matters are settled by a series of blow jobs, not by judges & juries like the public thinks

;)

i suspect that no one knows what i am talking about... if not, go and rent the "mr. show" dvds.

[heatherf]

Wow- I think Benwa may be on to something......although I don't necessarily think BJs need to be performed. I think any form of sexual pleasure that would result in a climax would also result in a clear mind.

It totally makes sense. I do this type of politicking at home. Before the climax, so to speak, I will ask my husband numerous questions such as, "Can we have x for dinner?", "Is it ok if I do x, or purchase x?".....he of course answers yes because he cannot think clearly at all........

After all is done....(not said and done), he then tries to take back his answers, but it's too late! His mind is too clear!

I love the idea Benwa.....it really would be a much kinder, gentler nation.

[WeirdBrake]

all legal matters are settled by a series of blow jobs, not by judges & juries like the public thinks

Unfortunately, law is only a series of mostly metaphorical f*cks. :eek:

[stonemonkey]

while we're at it, we should make all world leaders smoke pot. they wouldn't start any wars if they're high

[gluegun]

This is totally off topic, but Kit, I did go out and rent the Mr. Show DVDs. My friends and I watched 3 episodes before we decided they were incredibly lame and turned it off. Is the second season better or something? I just don't get all the hoopla surrounding Mr. Show.

[kitalyn414]

:eek: :eek: :eek:

sacrilege! lol... the first season can be a little slow going, but it gets better! i suggest starting with season 3 if anything. also, at first i didn't completely "get" their humor, but now i think it is arguably the funniest show of all time.