The Religions

[Benwa]

The Religions

Taoism: Shit happens.
Hinduism: this shit happened before
Confucianism: Confuscious say: Shit happens
Buddhism: It's only the illusion of shit happening
Zen: What s the sound of shit happening
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah
Jehovah's Witness: Knock, Knock: "shit Happens!"
Atheism: there is no such thing as shit
Agnostic: Maybe shit happens and maybe it doesn't.
Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder.
Catholocism: If shit happens, I deserv it.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
Televangalism: Send Money or shit will happen to you.
Rastafarian: Smoke that shit.

[iwannascream2]

Thanks I was trying to quote that the other day!

I managed to recall Catholicism, Hinduism and Islam at that time.

I saw it on a poster once.

[pisces2473]

Benwa, you forgot to add this:

Benwaism: We're gonna shit-bomb you!