Two Turtles.

[Mel B]

Two Turtles go camping and pack a cooler with sandwiches and beer. After 3 days walking they come to a great spot, but they forgot the bottle opener. The 1st turns to the other and says ' You've got to go back and get the opener or else we've got no beer '. ' No way ' says the 2nd Turtle. ' By the time i get back, you'll have eaten all the food '. ' I promise i wont, just hurry up '. 9 full days pass and still no sign of the 2nd Turtle. Finally the other digs into the sandwiches. The 2nd Turtle pops out from behind a rock and yells, ' I knew it, i'm not fucking going.


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