The Funny-Ass Post Hall of Fame

[wordsmith]

I have decided we need a thread to put posts that made is freaking laugh out loud.

I hereby credit the inaugural post on this thread to and1grad, speaking on the feasiblity of a "bra" for dudes:

Wow...now THAT would be disturbing. The Bro? It lifts! It separates!

Briefs should be laughed at regardless of color.

Feel free to add posts that make you bust out laughing and make your coworkers look at you oddly.

[Skyblade]

Just go to search, type "tigers" and pretty much any post that comes up has made LOL. :)

[wordsmith]

Post away!!! Those WERE funny!

[Crimson King II]

The Bro??? That's straight-up lifted from Seinfeld. A plagiarism should NOT make the hall of fame. Though it is a funny bit...

[wordsmith]

It was actually the bit about the colored briefs that made me laugh, though.

[tina1979]

I have to give it up to BigBoom for this one. It caught me off gaurd and started an entire string of hilarious shit out of everyone.

i'm with you two...the amount it shifts and needs to be respositioned is definitely a major issue. you ever see a guy walking and then shake his leg out? that most likely cuz his nut is stuck to his leg...

[and1grad]

Benwa's shitbomb post. Instant classic!

[cheshrcarol]

Courtesy of Jen:

"Why do you guys always need to touch yourselves? It's still there, don't worry...it can't fall off THAT easily..."

I've always wondering the same thing :)

[and1grad]

Submitted...for your approval.

I wish we would use more poop as a tool of vengance. It's so effective yet pretty harmless. Like, we should make a rule that all bombs made from this day forward have to be shit bombs. You can bomb whatever you want as long as its a shit bomb. It would be alot easier to spot a terrorist bomber because he'd be carrying a huge back pack of shit. I mean a huge back pack, like the ones sherpa's carry up mountains. He wouldn't able to attack quickly either because under the extreme weight of the shit it he would have to hobble into the target building. And no one would die because shit makes for poor shrapnel. Hell, terrorist attacks might start being fun. "Man he must of did something wrong, his whole house is covered with crap!"
- Benwa ..."I'm fired..." thread

[stonemonkey]

i like maxwell's description of an all-male outing as a 'sausage-fest', and bigboom's comment that the universe is composed entirely of hardons.

[maxwell78]

Originally posted by stonemonkey
i like maxwell's description of an all-male outing as a 'sausage-fest'
LOL!

Well, as honored as I am to be nominated for induction into the Hall of Fame, it's not like I came up with that myself. It's a pretty common phrase I think.

[stonemonkey]

Originally posted by maxwell78

It's a pretty common phrase I think.

yeah, i use it all the time

[maxwell78]

Originally posted by stonemonkey


yeah, i use it all the time
Attending lots of sausagefests recently, eh? ;)

[stonemonkey]

i have a very imbalanced diet

[maxwell78]

Originally posted by stonemonkey
i have a very imbalanced diet
LOL!

*clap*

Stonemonkey, everybody! Give him a big round of applause! He'll be here all night! And don't forget to tip your waitress!

:D

[wordsmith]

My decree is that it doesn't matter if a word or phrase originated with you. If it made somebody laugh and you posted it, you're in. Thus spoke wordsmith.

[bigboom]

"Can using retarded logic as a legal defense be considered contempt of court? "

maxxy

what a great laugh for monday...

[bigboom]

Originally posted by maxwell78

Attending lots of sausagefests recently, eh? ;)

they're called dates :D

jk

[maxwell78]

Originally posted by bigboom
"Can using retarded logic as a legal defense be considered contempt of court? "

maxxy

what a great laugh for monday...
Ah, I'm honored to finally be in the Hall on my own merits! :D

[maxwell78]

Ladies and Gentlement, please help me in welcoming our newest inductee to the Funny-Ass Post Hall of Fame....and1grad!

*music and applause as and1 joins Max on stage*

Upon the resurrection of Crimson King II, and1 wondered out loud what...and perhaps "who"...CK has been up to during all these many weeks away from us and the board...

Are u cheatin on us with another board? Is it pretty? Nice ass maybe? Those things fade....eventually. It's got a great set of smilies doesnt it? I bet they arent even real.
*applause*

In recognition of excellence in posting comedy above and beyond the call of duty, the QLC Message Board now inducts and1grad to the Funny-Ass Post...*dramatic pause*...Hall of Fame.

Congratulations. *applause*

[and1grad]

"Wow...I didnt see this coming...I dont know what to say."

"I prepared a speech." *clears throat*

"Thanks."

[maxwell78]

Originally posted by and1grad
"Wow...I didnt see this coming...I dont know what to say."

"I prepared a speech." *clears throat*

"Thanks."
Wow! What a great acceptance speech. The man is a legend among us. :D

[and1grad]

I didnt wanna get played off stage. Thats just embarassing.

[and1grad]

Originally posted by kitalyn414
i was going to start a thread about everyone's thoughts on the subject, but i decided to do a search. what i found was this (http://www.quarterlifecrisis.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2791&highlight=casual) thread in which i was the first person to reply and said the following:
oh... what a laugh i got from that! :p it is amazing how things can change in a year! i suddenly find myself in what can only be a "casual" sitation, and i have to say that it is AWESOME and TOTALLY REWARDING! of course, i am right about the std thing and may be right about the self-esteem thing. also, who's to say that the situation won't sour... but for now... it is FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC! :twisted: :D :twisted:

I'd like to welcome THE Queen Sinner. Your ugly yellow jacket is in the mail. :razz:

[kitalyn414]

thank you thank you thank you.


i'm now going to run off and put my crown back on. :twisted:

[tina1979]

LOL! Tina marches to the beat of a different drummer. Hope you have a safety word, max....and that its not "HARDER!"
Ok. And1 strikes again!
In the context of the thread this was entirely too funny!
So I hereby nominnate you agin for making max almost shower his computer with OJ and for me making me have to bite my lip to keep from laughing out loud......

[wordsmith]

I'm really pissed that MY funny-ass nominations are gone from this thread. Being as I started it, and all.

[wordsmith]

Last time I checked you couldn't buy a Bentley with a severed hand.

Morgan81, in response to eph, on the hypothetical monetary worth of one's bodily parts.

[Morgan81]

Today, I am a man. :huge:

[wordsmith]

Kel, your cousin is a cocksmoking cum-guzzling snatchface. It's not your fault that her sorry ass has regrets and bitterness. Maybe she's not getting laid anymore, since she's knocked up now. Tell her husband to do you a favor and ride her like dime store pony. Maybe then she wouldn't act like such a constipated whore.

Midtwenty, on GMODC's aptly-described cousin.

[shimmer728]

I concur!!!

[shinyleaf]

I concur!!!
Indeed, projectile nose-milk funny!

[midtwenty]

Thank youuu, thank youuu. :)

[Deadend]

His post only goes to show that his boys aren't big and bad enough to require a little taming unlike some of us.

Personally I prefer boxer briefs for looks, but they can get a little warm in the summer.

Of course, around these parts, it won't be too long before the best undies are the briefs that end at your ankles.

[Cole]

oh man.... there have been so many that made me laugh outloud and I can't think of where to find any of those posts or what threads they were on right now.

Edit: I found one.

"the point is, i would not have sex with you and your odd mushroom shaped pokey device if it were not for the orgasm. I'd be content with rocky road ice cream." - Angyl, on the purpose of the female orgasm