Benwa
03-25-2005, 05:32 PM
I'm starting a new health clan. Thats right! And for all you uppity health freaks, beware because we're steamrolling thru a town near you.
Goal of the weak: Take up smoking. If you already smoke, smoke some more or switch to non filters.
Culinary dish of Week: Chocolate Covered Bacon. A dish that will take america by storm as soon as I get the patents. Still pondering the gravy dipping sauce.
Beverage Choice: Its important to drink water. So drink one cup of water for ever shot of brown liquor you take.
Exercise: Laughing is an important part of health. It raises your heart rate and actually makes you feel good. Fuck the gym. Laugh at everything to the point of insanity. Laugh until you can't breathe or you defecate/urinate in your pants/skirt. (pants are ideal because they hold any solid matter in until you find an appropriate place to dispense it.)
Support groups: we at Benwa's Baneful Beserkers encourage you to develop support groups. Get a group of individuals in a circle. And remember the joint traditionally goes to the left. But get wild and experiment. This isn't a Hitler Youth Convention. Just be sure everyone gets a fair number of hits. BONUS: This activity usually helps with your laughter exercises.
Long Term Goals: The main goal is simple: In the event of your untimely death, be sure that none of you internal organs will be viable to donate.
Just giving you guys hell. A-ho-he-ha-ho hey! Just remember: Health nuts...die every day! Don't forget to live!!!
Goal of the weak: Take up smoking. If you already smoke, smoke some more or switch to non filters.
Culinary dish of Week: Chocolate Covered Bacon. A dish that will take america by storm as soon as I get the patents. Still pondering the gravy dipping sauce.
Beverage Choice: Its important to drink water. So drink one cup of water for ever shot of brown liquor you take.
Exercise: Laughing is an important part of health. It raises your heart rate and actually makes you feel good. Fuck the gym. Laugh at everything to the point of insanity. Laugh until you can't breathe or you defecate/urinate in your pants/skirt. (pants are ideal because they hold any solid matter in until you find an appropriate place to dispense it.)
Support groups: we at Benwa's Baneful Beserkers encourage you to develop support groups. Get a group of individuals in a circle. And remember the joint traditionally goes to the left. But get wild and experiment. This isn't a Hitler Youth Convention. Just be sure everyone gets a fair number of hits. BONUS: This activity usually helps with your laughter exercises.
Long Term Goals: The main goal is simple: In the event of your untimely death, be sure that none of you internal organs will be viable to donate.
Just giving you guys hell. A-ho-he-ha-ho hey! Just remember: Health nuts...die every day! Don't forget to live!!!