Drunken Stupid Moments

[dreams82]

OMG... I am so embarressed by my actions from last night. This guy I have been seeing was at the bar I always go to. I had told him I had other plans for last night, but then those fell through. I see him at this bar with 2 girls and his friend. Looks to me like they all came together, this was upsetting of course. Anways, I end up calling him after the bar closed and was absolutely RIDICULOUS! I think all these pent up emotions from this week just came out, because he's been really busy and has had NO time for me. I was like 'why didn't you make any effort to talk to me' ( he did kinda), I just know he's not gonna wanna talk to me today, this sucks. Have you guys had drunken stupid moments when you act so dumb and say the wrong things? I wish I could take back calling him, but I can't. I have to accept what happened. I wanna know how to make it better I just hope he will give me a chance to explain...

[biodork]

Paging shimmer and kitty... :D

[shimmer728]

Hehe!

I've done some crazy things. Here's just a few highlights:

*I once pissed all over my living room floor when I was three sheets to the wind, on purpose, because I was getting it cleaned the next day.
*I've "borrowed" road construction equipment (and never given it back.)
*I've woken up with mysterious party injuries all over my body--i.e., black-and-purple bruises that I don't remember getting.
*I've drunk-dialed more times than I can count, and often start sobbing if the person I'm trying to call doesn't answer.

Those are just to start. I've also gotten sick on virtually every kind of alcohol out there, so I hardly like anything anymore.

OMG... I am so embarressed by my actions from last night. This guy I have been seeing was at the bar I always go to. I had told him I had other plans for last night, but then those fell through. I see him at this bar with 2 girls and his friend. Looks to me like they all came together, this was upsetting of course. Anways, I end up calling him after the bar closed and was absolutely RIDICULOUS! I think all these pent up emotions from this week just came out, because he's been really busy and has had NO time for me. I was like 'why didn't you make any effort to talk to me' ( he did kinda), I just know he's not gonna wanna talk to me today, this sucks. Have you guys had drunken stupid moments when you act so dumb and say the wrong things? I wish I could take back calling him, but I can't. I have to accept what happened. I wanna know how to make it better I just hope he will give me a chance to explain...'

That's why I always delete these guys' numbers from my cell. ;)

[Skyblade]

Yes, I've done a couple drunk dials. Yeah....one of the guys never spoke to me again.

[shimmer728]

Yes, I've done a couple drunk dials. Yeah....one of the guys never spoke to me again.

He had no sense of humor!

[kimmer23]

i think i have blocked most of mine out of my head!

but one of the most embarassing things i have done while drunk was while i was bowling. i threw the ball down the lane, but after the ball came out of my hand i pretty much flew half way down the lane on my belly. i just went sliding....hehe!

i also used to have a tendency to throw drinks on people that bumped into me really hard.

i guess those were all during college times....

[Luna456m]

My sister and her husband had been trying to set me up with this guy for the longest time...I finally agree to meet them at a restaurant at the beach...

I have about 3 drinks before we leave. I tell my sister's husband that im going to follow them out to the turnpike...

Well next thing i knew we were pulling up to the guys house... i decide to stay and have a couple more drinks with them... I remember arm wrestling the guy and talking allot....

Next thing I remember is someone ask me if i was ok..I said yeah im fine and role over onto my side... My stomach was killing me... i reach over and run my hand over the arm that was laying across my shoulder..and then i realize...this arm was an imposter!!!!! My eyes fly open and i'm staring at a wall ...not familiar at all...i'm scared to turn and see who was attached to the arm... I move the covers and see I am fully dressed THANK GOD!!!!!! I lie there for a minute and then start inching my way off the bed...slowly...I'm almost off when he wakes up..CRAP!!! I hear him say Good morning and turn around.. I see a window and wonder if i should jump through it....I look at my watch and say...Oh my goodness im late....(i wasn't but i needed out ASAP) so i hop off bed and go to the bathroom where he follows and hands me an extra tooth brush..i brush my teeth (as he watches) and go to leave ..he kisses me and i stand there in shock.... all i can do is smille and mentally yell WTF!!!!!! so i run out the door and go home where i pass out for 1 hour before going to work and puking my guts out...... GREAT FIRST IMPRESSION.... i passed out on his couch and then took over his bed!!!! (this by the way turned out to be my Sex buddy)

[dreams82]

I feel like shit, I called him yesterday to aplogize, left a message, no call back. I emailed him today, no response. I really think he thinks I'm pyscotic, which I am not, I just have self destructive tendencies, esp when I am drunk and upset! I just want him to know how embarressed I am. I hate how alcohol magnifies EVERYTHING!

[NoWomanNoCry]

I don't really have that many drunk stories of my own - I usually just get tired and fall asleep before I can do anything to stupid. But I do have a funny one about my boyfriend.

When I was in college I lived in a house with 6 other girls. One night, my boyfriend called and asked me to pick him up because he was to drunk to drive. On the way to pick him up I got a ticket for failing to stop completely at a flashing red light. I was super pissed. When I picked him up, I told him about the ticket. The whole way home he babbled on and on about how sorry he was and he ould take care of it - he was super plastered. When we got home he passed out immediatly. At about four in the morning, he gets up and I hear him stumbling around the hall in the dark. I hear a door open and I know it's not the bathroom door. Horrified, I run out of bed to find my boyfriend throwing up all over my roommate's floor. Thank God she wasn't home that night! But he barfed all over her jackets and part of the carpet - it was awful. He was still to drunk to totally realize what happened, but he ended up having to take her stuff to the dry cleaners. He was to embarrassed to ever show his face at my house again after that, even though my roommate's thought it was kind of funny. He even bought her flowers and wrote and appology. I think she thought it was kind of creepy. I guess I would, too.

[labrat2111]

Well I guess what's done is done. All you can do is call and explain and just play it cool and hope things blow over eventually. If he's a drinker too he's most likely had at least one bad drinking experience so he may understand. However please don't keep calling and bombarding him with emails or that's just going to reinforce the psycho image. I guess all you can hope for is the best. I have a girl I'm friends with who flipped out on her b/f a month ago and they had a drunken scene out of COPS but from her recent emails it seems like they are back together.

I think my funniest drinking experience was the time I went to a bowling christmas party for work when I was 17/18. I was a busboy at a restaurant and since my mom worked there at lunch she came too with my dad. Quite a few of the waiters and waitresses there were 19-22 and I knew most of them pretty well. Anyway work was paying for booze so all the 21 and over folks bought a large number of pitchers of beer. The alley didn't really care about who was drinking (no stupid bracelets or anything if you're 21 or over) and my parents didn't mind if I had a few beers seeing as they were driving home.

So I had a beer and then a few more and then a few more. By the end I was good and drunk and bowling like a total ass like everyone else but it was fun. So then we left and the drive home is about 40 minutes. However I had consumed such a large amount of beer that even though I peed right before I left after about 15 minutes on the way home I felt like my bladder was going to pop. So as soon as we got outside the city area I had to ask my parents to pull over so I could get out and piss in the weeds :eek:

[mishl982]

Hmm I don't have too many drunk stories (I'm a loser and stop drinking before I get too crazy), but I remember getting so drunk at a bar with my friends that we lost track of time, missed the metro, and had to wait for our roommate to pick us up. Here we are, drunk off our asses, in the cold, IN DC at 4 am. It was lovely. If it weren't for my pepper spray and the fact that I wasn't thinking clearly, I'd be scared shitless.

I've also seen pictures of me drunk that I don't recall, luckily nothing explicit or scary.

[Tayl405]

Everyone has their moments--hopefully he's mature enough to realize it! And light-hearted enough. :huge:

One of MY most embarrassing drunken moments was on vacation in Jamaica with 7 friends. It was toga night and I had on a 2 piece white toga with just a thong underneath, and needless to say (it was all-inclusive) I was HAMMERED. We went swimming at 2 in the morning (smart, I know) but my skirt was bothering me so I took it off (as did a friend of mine). We decided to go to the hot tub on the 6th floor, so got out of the pool and ran through the lobby in a thong, and soaking wet white TOGA TOP. Anyway, I guess I slipped while running through the lobby shouting "Toga! Toga!") and wiped out. I hurt my knee and it took days to remember how, lol. Oh well, it was vacation.

[cornflakegirl]

what haven't i done while drunk??

in high school, i flashed a couple guys at a party, including my crush.

a few years ago, i got trashed at a red socks game. spent the last inning, throwing up in the bathroom. on my way home, on the T, i yelled at people blocking the doorway that if they didn't move, i was gonna throw up on them. i was THAT drunk girl who was talking to anybody that would listen.

i have done some other innappropriate things that are nc-17 & i don't feel like getting judged for. i know there are a bunch of other things, but just like kimmer, i have blocked most of them out or i blacked out & don't remember.

[shimmer728]

Liz, you and I would have had a kickass time together back in the day.

I sometimes get really violent when I'm drunk. I once tried to beat up a bouncer at a nightclub after he escorted me off the dance floor. I had attempted to pull some guy up on this little stage area with me; only chicks were allowed to dance there. Or did I get reprimanded for trying to steal someone's party gras beads? Hell if I can remember. Anyway, little me flipped out and started pummeling the guy, who was muscular and easily 6'4. Yeah.

[dreams82]

Haha, I wish we could all get together and get drunk! You guys all sound like a good time, and I am so glad I am not the only one who has done and said stupid things while drunk!

[blueyes]

My most recent entertaining drunk-me story is my new-found ability to make up words (Saturday night's favorite was 'hugerest') and to become selectively dyslexic (again, Saturday night's favorite: I have lost my minner onologue...which translates to: I have lost my inner monologue. And baby, did I ever lose it...!).

[shimmer728]

Haha, I wish we could all get together and get drunk! You guys all sound like a good time, and I am so glad I am not the only one who has done and said stupid things while drunk!

Honestly......I'd be willing to bet my collection of designer handbags that I've done exactly what you did at least once.....I just don't remember it.

[hoodie]

Ooh I've gotten U.D.B.'s too (Unidentified Drunken Bruises)!!

I suppose the worst stupid thing I did drunk would be freshman year in college when I was VERY VERY much a lightweight, I was dating a guy who was in a frat. I got wasted one night and decided to offer him a BJ (egged on by his frat brother), and when he (smartly, thank God) turned me down, I ratted on him to his frat brothers, who all made fun of him. Then later, I fell flat on my face, bounced my head off the wooden floor, then bawled like a child for a few hours before passing out in the hallway. I still cringe at the memories.

Another one would be getting so mad that a concert I wanted to see was cancelled that I took tequila shots. This one ended up with me so drunk I couldn't control the movements of my arms and legs. I had people sitting on my just so I wouldn't hurt myself. Yikes.
Luckily both of those were many years ago, but since then I've
-pulled a fire alarm by accident
-thrown a friend's chewing tobacco into a parking lot (I wanted him to quit)
-stole Ritz crackers from a house party and inadvertently started a brawl between the guys who owned the house and my guy friends.
-drunk dialed my PARENTS


Oh yeah. I'm a huge drunken loser :redface:

[shimmer728]

[QUOTE=hoodie]
-drunk dialed my PARENTS
QUOTE]

Been there, done that. They were not pleased.

[pisces2473]

My parents called once when they were on vacation and I had friends over and we were drunk. That was a fun call. "NOOOOOO Moooooooom, evriiiiiiiiiiiithings fiiiiiiiiiiiine."

[mishl982]

I haven't drunk dialed my parents but they definitely called me once when I was drunk. Why they were calling at 1 am, I have no idea, but they called the first time and I accidentally hung up on them, then they called back and I tried my hardest to sound sober. I also came home drunk once at like 3 and they were still up like it was normal! I managed to not slur or stumble my way down to my room.

[cornflakegirl]

if i'm drunk, i stay away from calling my parents. they, on the other hand, like to drunk dial me. my sister actually had to tell my dad to stop calling her when he was drunk, cuz she was pissed. when i didn't live at home, i wouldn't call home at night cuz i didn't want to deal with my drunk mother. a couple years ago, my mom called me 2x to wish my a happy birthday. the 2nd time was because she didn't remember calling me the 1st to say it. gee, thanks.

i have definitely made plenty of drunken phone calls & text messages, for that matter. it is how i kept in touch with high school friends my freshmen year.

[Deadend]

like to drunk dial me.

But you're so fun to drunk dial!

Actually, my mother's last dealing with my stepfather was a direct result of my drunk dialing home - which is a rare event.

However, at the time I was at a keg party. I was talking to this girl who was from the town where my stepfather taught high school, and after some conversation I discovered that she had indeed been one of his students. She informed me that he was dead.

So amazed and drunk out of my skull, I called dear old mom to inform her of the situation. I do believe I said somthing like "Ok mom, yes I've been drinking - alot - and I'm sorry. But listen to this......"

Anyways, I'd even forgot about that the next morning, until I got a phonecall "I talked to him... he's very much alive. Are you?"

[Tayl405]

A friend of mine (who would be SO pissed if she knew I posted this on here!) decided to walk home because she was trashed (and I mean TRASHED), passed out on someone's lawn and was woken up by the cops. That's actually more scary than funny, but we still give her shit about it.

I've done my share of peeing in public places, puking (not usually public TG), drunk-dialing (and yes, the parents too). A lot of my freshman year of college was drunk and caught on videotape. It's so funny to look back on. We had a LOT of dance parties in the dorm rooms, lol. That tape is something I will never let my kids get their hands on!

[tartytwenty]

Part of the joy of ageing into my 20's is learning that everyone will have moments, screwups, what have you, and you need to forgive, and laugh!

ESPECIALLY when boozing is involved.

One night it was just my boyfriend and I and we were listening to music and having wine. I turned down the music (which wasn't loud to begin with) and I was reading over apartment insurance forms and he was in the bathroom. The COPS knocked on my screen door, apparently there was complaints of loud music and several kids at my place.

So they looked confused when it was just me sitting there, reading papers. Of coarse I was semi-trashed and I'm like, okay, I'll turn the music off.

Well, that's not a great story, but the drunken mistake comes in now... the cops came at around 1am on Saturday night. So at 2am, when I was pissed about them coming, I DECIDED that I must KNOW who called the cops on me. So, I proceeded to knock on all the doors in my building, waking people up and asking, Did you call the cops on me? Oh boy :rolleyes:

I felt bad the next morning cause I woke 2 people up with pounding the doors loudly. However the guy across from me, was hammered himself and we talked awhile, lol. My bf and I were soo trashed, we ended up knocking his door twice, thank GOD he was trashed and found it funny...otherwise I could see that warranting the cops a second time.

[biodork]

I've sorta been wanting to post something here, but honestly I don't think I have anything that can compare with even the least embarrassing moment that has been posted! Sure I've drunk-dialed people, but its only been friends. I guess I did send a sorta nasty drunk email to an ex once, but he deserved it for breaking up with me IN AN EMAIL!!! MF hehe

I don't tend to go too crazy when I'm drunk...maybe get a little loud, but def not crazy. In fact I tend to shy away from the craziness! When a stripper was hired to help celebrate mishl's and a couple of our other sister's graduation, I def spent almost the whole time in the back bedroom, and only came out for small spurts once I had enough drink in me to handle it. I didn't want to be groped! Or have his penis shaking in my face.

PS-I have incriminating photos of michelle all tied up by the stripper that I saved from being shredded from that night. :twisted:

[mishl982]

PS-I have incriminating photos of michelle all tied up by the stripper that I saved from being shredded from that night. :twisted:
Nooooooooooo!!!

and FYI you would've enjoyed the groping!! (and the penis was tucked away in his g string!)

[steph78]

If anyone on here went to UVA they will know about the tradition of streaking the Lawn. When I first started school there I thought there was no way in a million years I would ever do that...but it turns out I have a lot fewer inhibitions when I'm drunk! It was the last night of exams and so everyone that was done was having one last party before heading home for the summer, so tons of people were streaking - it's not like it was me all by myself out there. The cops actually showed up because we were all so loud and we technically all could've been arrested but there were so many of us they just laughed and stood around to make sure no one got hurt.

The second time I streaked (about two years later) I injured myself, which made for a good story the next week or so. Around the grassy parts of the Lawn there are chains supported on posts spaced about every 10 feet or so to encourage pedestrians to stay on the sidewalk. Well, even though I was trashed, I knew these chains were there and when I was actually streaking, I slowed down to check for them and make sure I didn't kill myself, and found that the chain had been taken down at this one area. Then after I put my clothes back on I REALLY had to pee so I was running at top speed back down the Lawn to the building at the end where there were restrooms. Thinking the chain was gone, I didn't slow down to check that time...but it turns out I ran slightly to the left of where I had run the first time and the chain WAS there - it caught me on my right thigh and I flipped face-first into the grass! I had a nasty yellow and green bruise on my thigh for the better part of two weeks and you could SEE the chain links in the bruise. Of course it was May and I was wearing shorts to class every day and so everyone asked me how I got that bruise...

[cornflakegirl]

steph - at my college, we had the naked quad run- the first night of reading period prior to exams - in december- in boston. we also had some chains & poles in the ground that were difficult to avoud when trashed. i did the run 3x (missed it one year due to a concert in hartford). i had a shit load to drink. nothing bad happened to me, but i knew a few people who had alcohol poisoning, scraped bodies & faces, missing teeth & lots of people had many a bruises.

oh what fun!!

[Deadend]

A few years ago I joined an organization known as "Nathan's Hunting and Fishing Club". The proprietor is now my housemate.

Anyways, the club came into being when the same guy was on the phone with the Brewery asking for a tour (which consists exclusively of 2 hrs of all you can drink in their hospitality room (ie bar) of everything they make). They informed him that random colledge groups were no longer allowed due to past experiances so he quickly informed them that he was not a random student but in fact the representative of a hunting and fishing club. That club name is the name he used on the phone with them.

So, the first trip I went on went so well that the bartender actually invited us all back to his own house after the tour for a keg - no charge! Nice house. I fell off the roof, slowing my fall by sliding down a pine tree. It had nails in it.

Then I had another beer.

[Kitty]

I didn't respond to this for awhile..haha...I had a lot of thinking to do:

- Dancing SO dirty in a bar that I got kicked out (then I tried to fight the person who kicked me out)
- Skinny dipping w/ a frat guy in my old apartment complex - PUBLIC POOL
- Doing stripper moves on street lamps/poles/etc downtown
- Danced on a chair with a sweater over my head at a bar (no music, no one dancing)
- Went running through the dorms w/ a towel drapped across my shoulders pretending like I was a super-hero
- Hooked up with people I should not have hooked up with
- convinced a guy to lick my toes (and let him do it!)
- peed on my friends carpet ..TWICE
- got so disoriented that i thought I was going on my computer and chatting w/ someone..but was actually sitting on my roommates computer which was TURNED OFF.


these are just some that come to mind...

[pisces2473]

- got so disoriented that i thought I was going on my computer and chatting w/ someone..but was actually sitting on my roommates computer which was TURNED OFF.
Thanks for making my night, Kitty. I'm shaking here, laughing so hard...

[shimmer728]

[QUOTE=Kitty]
- Doing stripper moves on street lamps/poles/etc downtown
QUOTE]

LMAO! My friend and I did this a couple months ago after ODing on lots of Red Bull and vodka. Except we used the posts on my porch as stripper poles.

I'm quite shocked I've never gotten arrested for public drunkenness.

[cornflakegirl]

suddenly my youth is coming back to me . . .

my friends & i were notorious for stealing shit from frat parties - cassette tapes, a glass pipe, bud light xmas lights, exams from past semesters & so many signs - rolling rock, do not enter signs etc.

2 friends & i actually got in a limo with some random guys that drove by in downtown boston. we went back to their place for a party. 1 of my friends hooked up with one of the guys in the limo. after we had been there for awhile, we realized that we wanted to go home & had no way of getting home. we were in buttfuck suburbs. i really don't remember what unfolded next, but we got into a shouting match with the guys. i pulled out my favorite line "you are such assholes you must be compensating for really small dicks". i think they may have sprayed us with the hose & they threw a condom at us as we were waiting for our cab. oh yeah, & i stole some shit from their bathroom bc i was pissed - a framed picture & a conch shell. i spent the cab ride home with one friend feeling the need to chastise us for getting in the limo & the other friend throwing some past hook-ups in my face. i was so drunk that i actually cried the way home & threw the stuff i stole at some garbage cans. i still have the journal entry i wrote that night.


i'm sure now that i have accessed that part of my brain, i will have more stories to tell.

[shimmer728]

Here's another stellar one from my past.

Last year, the newspaper I was working for at the time sent me on my first business conference ever. I was so excited. What a grown-up I am, I thought! And damn, did I represent. After the first day of the conference, I went out with a bunch of other reporters who were there and got RIPPED. Drank gallons of beer and who knows how many B-52 shots, then promptly puked on the floor of the bar we were at. Later, I passed out in another reporter's car and drunk-dialed some of my co-workers at home to let them know how wasted I was and how I puked "all over my Juicy Couture shoes." (My friend Amy still makes fun of me for that one.)

The next day of the conference, I had to keep running to the bathroom to hurl. It was then that I met the city editor of the paper I work for now. I successfully schmoozed with him while holding back vomit, a feat I'm still proud of to this day. He hired me a few weeks later--after an interview which took place the morning after a night of partying until 4 a.m.

I am always a beacon of professionalism. :D

[hoodie]

OH you just made me remember. I've also fallen down stairs drunk. I was mad because I spilled my drink. That same night (Halloween) I thought a guy's mask was his real face. Oops...

[shimmer728]

Like blueyes, I'm also one to completely lose my inner monologue when I'm drunk (though I don't really have much of one, anyway. :redface: ) I once YELLED at a guy who was macking on my friend, "HELLO! SHE'S NOT GOING TO SLEEP WITH YOU!" Everyone in the bar turned and stared at me. His response to me? "You have a nice body, but that mouth is out of control!"

I've also had my share of drunken hook-ups, but none that I really regret. :cool: